What you call your penis when it is so tiny that you can only masturbate with tweezers, so your friends believe you have a massive penis.
Matt Pace told Luke and Tyler that his penis was named Big Gertha because he wanted them to think it was bigger than it actually was.
by Big Gertha October 1, 2014
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First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.
First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.
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Get the GERTY mug.a gertay is a naked sky diving party hosted by a ''german man'', who is in a mid life / identity crisis , his girlfriend is bisexual and loves other women eventhough most of the time she is straight and only has threesomes with other women and of course gert.
The folks there usually have every type of anal wart you can think of,they are mid 20's to early 70's and think there really hip and cool.
The folks there usually have every type of anal wart you can think of,they are mid 20's to early 70's and think there really hip and cool.
hansgertoni: mm i like that young virgin over there lets set up a gertay weee..
niamh:wanna play lil hannah??
six year old hannah: is this a game?
niamh:wanna play lil hannah??
six year old hannah: is this a game?
by gerting April 6, 2009
Get the Gertay mug.Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. The creatures putrid bowl movements force all civilization within a 25 mile radius to evacuate to the nearest bomb shelter until the toxic gases have been omitted from the area. However, that plot of land will be inhabitable for years to come. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.
“I cant believe someone left cheese laying around! Aunt Gertrude The Third is going to force us into quarantine for weeks!”
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Guy 1: "Her name is Gerta? No way, dude go talk to her"
Guy 2:"Her name's Gerta man I have no chance"
Guy 1: I wanna fuck her so bad
Guy 2; You can't!
Guy 1: Why do you think so dude?
Guy 2:Because she doesn't like you so you will end or her best friend or a person she hates and will never talk to you and will block you in every social media!!!
Guy 2:"Her name's Gerta man I have no chance"
Guy 1: I wanna fuck her so bad
Guy 2; You can't!
Guy 1: Why do you think so dude?
Guy 2:Because she doesn't like you so you will end or her best friend or a person she hates and will never talk to you and will block you in every social media!!!
by champion324 December 24, 2017
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