This is where you learn about numerous boring things like SOH-CAH-TOA, the Pythagorean Theorem, and dumb ass postulates, among other things that you will have to learn throughout the year-or years of you being in geometry. It is very amusing, though. Sometimes, the girls and boys like to bring used condoms and tampons to class and drop them on her floor so they can brag that they are doing it or just got their period. Then, we get this whole BIG lecture about human sexuality, STDs, and the female reproductive system.
Teacher: "It's okay if you're having sex, but do you all have to show it, especially in Geometry Class? Can't you wait until health or something?"
Students: "Why not? We like showing off our colorful used tampons and semen-filled condoms to you."
Teacher: "You're all so sick! STDs are diseases that just keep on giving. One of my friends has genital warts. She became infertile and her husband divorced her."
Me: "Why, excuse me miss, but why are you telling your friend's business?"
Teacher: "I need my Midol!"
Students: "Why not? We like showing off our colorful used tampons and semen-filled condoms to you."
Teacher: "You're all so sick! STDs are diseases that just keep on giving. One of my friends has genital warts. She became infertile and her husband divorced her."
Me: "Why, excuse me miss, but why are you telling your friend's business?"
Teacher: "I need my Midol!"
by DudeIMJustKiddingLOLJKJKJKJK January 16, 2011
Get the Geometry Classmug. 1. A great game on the Xbox Live Arcade. First premiered in PGR3 but then developed due to popularness.
2. It's slang for getting high. Due to the colorful lights that rapidly move, it'sa great activity while baked.
2. It's slang for getting high. Due to the colorful lights that rapidly move, it'sa great activity while baked.
1. I think i'll buy Geometry wars from the Xbox Live Arcade.
2. How about we go "Play some Geometry Wars" in the garage?
2. How about we go "Play some Geometry Wars" in the garage?
by Alec and Ryan! May 30, 2009
Get the Geometry Warsmug. Geometry Dash is a platformer game originally released on Apple and Android devices in August 13, 2013 (and was released on Steam on December 22nd, 2014) by Swedish Game Developer, Robert Topala. It is a game based around geometric shapes that have the ability to jump over obstacles, fly in ships and UFO’s, and transform into many over different forms (such as a robot and ball). It is said to be highly based on based on ‘The Impossible Game’.
by Swag21 November 15, 2017
Get the Geometry Dashmug. The best way to teach how to jump and fly, and flappy bird. IN THE SIMPLEST FORM. The best game in the world
by The D*** God March 25, 2022
Get the Geometry Dashmug. by Skuxxgolfer January 29, 2020
Get the Geometry Dashmug. by Hamtaro September 23, 2019
Get the Geometry Dashmug. A term for basketball made by John Green of the Vlogbrothers. It was meant to explain basketball to nerds, inserting spheres into cylinders.
by KatherineFromTamingOfTheShrew August 21, 2011
Get the Participatory Geometrymug.