Genshin Impact

A game in which you try to collect hot babes but instead get cute lolis. Also there are handsome men but you probably wont get them without spending about 100 dollars. Well i mean free to play is viable, some people even say "Free2Play luck" after getting 9 five stars in one ten pull.

"Hey do you play Genshin Impact?"
"Why? Is it because im the most in-debt person ever?"

by Signori January 12, 2022

Genshin Impact

Any living organism that downloaded this game, their father had left.

yayyy genshin impact is downloaded......wait where did dad go

by fxgmcha,jkjsgf,zdsj May 19, 2022

Genshin Impact

{SPOILERS}The murder of One British Noble and the forever racist perception the English would have of the Japanese

Man A - "what was Genshin's impact?"

Man B - "The murder of one british noble and the forever racist perception the English would have of the Japanese"z
Man A - That is,,,,genshin impact

by thisismylifenowgoddamnit June 2, 2022

Genshin Impact

something jeremy sucks at

when Jeremy plays genshin impact, he doesn't

by notlettuce June 5, 2022

Genshin Impact

A shitty game that attracts weird people and pedophiles to spend tons of money on fictional characters

Oh you play Genshin Impact? Kill yourself loser

by YippityDoogan July 3, 2022

Genshin Impact

A Shit game that will endeavor your soul and money.
It will make you horny and even question yourself at a point.

"Don't play the life-sucking game ", - A Wise Whale.

*installing genshin impact ,but No GenshOUT*
*intensifying sound of another -500$*

by Wise Whale September 28, 2022

Genshin Impact

Genshin Impact™ is a game designed by the Chinese Communist party for the sole purpose of convincing morbidly obese unfunny American band students to blow their entire savings on 3D rendered breasts and inevitably get fuck all thus preventing said weeabo americans from ever breeding and thus wiping out the shower avoidant twats from the face of the earth.

Player : "Ah fuck I lost the 50/50 in Genshin Impact™ again. Well I'll go back to fapping to literal drawings of children and browsing r/goodanimememes."

by hutaolover🥺 January 14, 2023