Garret

He’s really rude to people COUGH COUGH LUKAS and he tends to call people short since he’s taller than everyone

Garret: hah short

Everyone:

by Danana Banana May 29, 2021

Garret

a guy that i always facetime and he makes weird noises in the microphone and sounds like shakira.

Person 1- Hey who is that guy that sounds like shakira?
Person 2- Oh that’s Garrett

by rararory October 19, 2020

Garret Gilbert

The quarterback with his first professional start against the undefeated Steelers and is 7-0

Garret Gilbert is torching the cowboys.

by RyanDaking1 November 08, 2020

Garret McDermott

Garret is a fuckin stud

Don’t fuck with Garret McDermott he’s nuts at hunting and shot a bigger elk than you 1v1 him

by Hunterman63 October 14, 2019

Garret Bertrand

A guy who is an absolute twat and never leaves his basement except for food and his John aka his gay partner

Hey look at that garret Bertrand He”ll never find love

by bill shakespear May 10, 2018

Garret Payne

nerd

garret payne

by jgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjg October 29, 2020

The Garret effect

When a man named garret of his 42nd birthday gets divorced, looses his mom in a fire, looses his son or daughter in a kidnapping, and gets fired wins a 100 billion dollars lottery jackpot and doesn’t have to give any money to taxes and gets a free Deep Dark Sleep and gets to avoid The Fredricks Affect;This is known as the Garret Effect

Man in 1 year I may be cursed with the garret effect

by Monke68 February 16, 2023