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future wife beater

A school bully whom will one day take his anger out on his future spouse and offspring.
That punk is such a bully that he is cosidered to be a Future wife Beater. Wait until his anger turns on his spouse,he'll use her 'and his kids as a punching bag,instead of his classmates.
by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013
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inna future

From the online comic strip Future Retard. A baby sends messages from the future through the tellevision. He basically gives facts on the future which are irrelevant and annoying.
"Inna future, everyting is testd! Inna future we lik da backstreet boys! Inna future, we dun go to da potty! Inna future!" I can go on and on but I'm just too damn tired!
by horror_blood June 30, 2004
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the future

used to describe something that's generally regarded as cool, fun or having good value.
Dude almonds are the future
by penice21 March 26, 2019
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Furture

When your dumbass co-worker can't spell future.
Furture Loaner Vehicle
by Shabonte January 5, 2020
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Future Bass

A genre of electronic music involving but not limited to:
1) filtered/modulated saw synths that can be detuned, with gliding pitch, with multiple voices to make it that crispy supersaw frequently used by Flume and Illenium. This can be used for chords, plucks, or leads.

2) Brassy sounds for synths or bass. Just make sure it's detuned and glidey.
3) Arpeggiated plucks for accompaniment.

4) Reese bass or some other detuned, low-passed bass. Often 808's.

5) Trap-influenced drums/percussion with toms dispersed with the kicks and snares. Impacts can help with the impact of the drop.

6) BPM 90-160. Usually between 90 and 130. The higher ranges are often associated with future bass sub-genres like Kawaii Future Bass or future trap.

7) White noise and heavy buildup with cutoffs opening up leading to drop.

9) Very focused on melody and chords.

10) Can have vocalists but not necessary. Can even have rappers.
Me: Bruh, you shoulda been at that concert. The crowd banged to that future bass Flume drop.

Boss: Oh did they? Well how about I bang you out of this job for being absent all week long!
by Protein Kinase C October 16, 2018
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Pseudopredictive future-past

A verb tense exclusively and habitually used by sports commentators. Despite sounding exactly like future tense, this tense is used to describe recent past events to give the illusion that said event was predicted by the sportscaster.
"...and Pujols will rip a foul one into the outfield!" exclaimed the televised play-by-play commentator, immediately after it was over and everyone could clearly that it already happened. World Series viewers everywhere rolled their eyes at the constant and annoying use of pseudopredictive future-past.
by DrippingGoofball October 28, 2011
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Industrial society and its future

"May I sit there?"
"That's my lap?"
"I know"
"Industrial Society and Its Future, by Theodore Kaczynski.
INTRODUCTION
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly
increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in
“advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society,
have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and
have inflicted severe damage on the natural world."
"Tf?"
"May I sit there?"
"That's my lap?"
"I know"
"Industrial Society and Its Future, by Theodore Kaczynski.
INTRODUCTION
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly
increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in
“advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society,
have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings
to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and
have inflicted severe damage on the natural world."
"Tf?"
by POTUS Official November 25, 2021
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