AKA Flumping.. (noun) The Act of infact ART of secreting The confectionary Product known as "Flumps" about the person of a sexual partner (Or Flumpee), before during or after Sexual congress with you (the Flumper). The game should be played over the course of a minimum 4 days with a possible 5th in the event of a tie break situation or "Flump Off", Though is not essential it be limited to these time scales and in fact can be played and infinate number of times or till reaching an age where the sex stops happening and your just throwing Flumps at one another that is probably the natural time to call it a day. Flumping is infact banned in most care homes due to "Inmates" or Residents as they are also known waking up with white sticky stains leading them to think they had infact miraculously re-started puberty.
That marvellous image aside.
The Aim of "Flumping" or "Flump Sex" is to affix as many Flumps to the Flumpee by way of licking one side of it and letting it stick to the person, Points are awarded as such:
10 points for a Flump to the Arse or lower back,
15 for the Neck or Shoulders,
20 for the legs or arms,
30 for chest or head,
Flumps stuck to Nipples or Ballbags count as an automatic win.
N.B. only Flumps still stuck by morning will be scored as winning flumps
Known Celebrity Flumpers:
David Bailey
Will Smith
Aristotle
Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Dante
Zooey Deschanel
Leonardo
Dara O Brien
the late Sir Jimmy Saville
That marvellous image aside.
The Aim of "Flumping" or "Flump Sex" is to affix as many Flumps to the Flumpee by way of licking one side of it and letting it stick to the person, Points are awarded as such:
10 points for a Flump to the Arse or lower back,
15 for the Neck or Shoulders,
20 for the legs or arms,
30 for chest or head,
Flumps stuck to Nipples or Ballbags count as an automatic win.
N.B. only Flumps still stuck by morning will be scored as winning flumps
Known Celebrity Flumpers:
David Bailey
Will Smith
Aristotle
Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Dante
Zooey Deschanel
Leonardo
Dara O Brien
the late Sir Jimmy Saville
"How did the date go Rachel?"
"Not bad he pretty fit, nice lad, dead funny, massive cock there was just one thing though... have you ever had anyone use Flumps on you during sex?"
"WHAAAAT... erm.. no?!"
"Hmmm I thought not.. he said it was this game.. it was big on the internet and that I should try it, I might like it.. I feel so stupid now.. I've showered and everything but cant get them off.. Look!"
"OH MY GOD.. your nipples.. we should ring for an ambulance... he must've been one hell of a flumper"
"thats just it... it was the best god damn Flumping I've ever had"
---Racheal looks pensively out of the window, smiling fondly....... Fade to black
Disclaimer: Inserting a Flump in any orafice with or without telling a partner is considered bad form and is not allowed by the rules of the official Flump Sex governing body C.R.U.C.P. (Carnal Relations Using Confectionary Products) and may well result in you having to call the Tyne and Wear Ambulance Service which will no doubt amuse them as they often need a laugh but it may not help you too much if you have a sticky marshmallowy discharge from somewhere unsavoury and live in Derby.
"Not bad he pretty fit, nice lad, dead funny, massive cock there was just one thing though... have you ever had anyone use Flumps on you during sex?"
"WHAAAAT... erm.. no?!"
"Hmmm I thought not.. he said it was this game.. it was big on the internet and that I should try it, I might like it.. I feel so stupid now.. I've showered and everything but cant get them off.. Look!"
"OH MY GOD.. your nipples.. we should ring for an ambulance... he must've been one hell of a flumper"
"thats just it... it was the best god damn Flumping I've ever had"
---Racheal looks pensively out of the window, smiling fondly....... Fade to black
Disclaimer: Inserting a Flump in any orafice with or without telling a partner is considered bad form and is not allowed by the rules of the official Flump Sex governing body C.R.U.C.P. (Carnal Relations Using Confectionary Products) and may well result in you having to call the Tyne and Wear Ambulance Service which will no doubt amuse them as they often need a laugh but it may not help you too much if you have a sticky marshmallowy discharge from somewhere unsavoury and live in Derby.
by C.R.U.C.P HQ February 19, 2012
Get the Flump sex mug.n. 1. A dowdy, unattractive or generally uninteresting girl or woman.
2. A staid, drab old fashioned woman.
2. A staid, drab old fashioned woman.
by idea princess February 5, 2005
Get the FRUMP mug.Hooking up with a frump. Like hogging, but with a bagger or butterface instead of a fat chick. Making it with an ugly or homely girl; screwing a frumpet.
Don went frumping last night and he hooked up with a total Cleveland Brown - she looked nice from the neck down, but she was pretty ugly above the shoulders.
by PMax March 9, 2008
Get the frumping mug.Flumpkee; is a term used to describe a sexual move. To put a females legs over your shoulders while holding her up in the air as she pours a shot of alcohol down her breast, across her navel, and is taken orally off the lips of the vagina: This term was originated by University of Miami Men’s Cross Country team in 2007
Can also be combined with Double Flumpkee, Triple Flumpkee, and etc. The current Flumpkee record is a Double Flumpkee
Can also be combined with Double Flumpkee, Triple Flumpkee, and etc. The current Flumpkee record is a Double Flumpkee
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Get the Flumpkee mug.To dump a frump after a sexual encounter or an episode of hogging. The method by which a hogger or frumper gets away from a butterface, bagger or Cleveland Brown with whom he has slept or had sex.
Don hooked up with that skinny, ugly girl and went home with her. He got out of that quickly in the morning with a standard frumpadump move. He asked her to get him something to eat, and when she left the room, he climbed out the window and ran away.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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Get the frumper dumper mug.A frump-a-lump is quite a large, obese chick, one comparable to the size of a cow (rule of thumb), and is quite grotesque in nature. One also possesses behaviours that are quite foul, disgusting and somewhat off putting. You might go as far as saying a frump-a-lump is the perfect mixture between a frumpy and a heffer. Frump-a-lump's can be found across all demographic areas, ranging from lower, middle and upper class. Although most are quite prominent in Low Socio-Economic Status areas such as Dandenong and Croydon.
Danny - "dude, i copped some fat head this morning!"
Sean - "Sweeeet, was she mint?"
Danny - "Nah, i woke up, grabbed the paper, sat down on the shitter, and before i knew it a frump-a-lump was giving me a fresh frumpy! I didn't aven have to ask!"
Sean - "Oh dude, that sucks, was she from McRob?"
Dannny - "Yeah"
Sean - "Sweet!"
Sean - "Sweeeet, was she mint?"
Danny - "Nah, i woke up, grabbed the paper, sat down on the shitter, and before i knew it a frump-a-lump was giving me a fresh frumpy! I didn't aven have to ask!"
Sean - "Oh dude, that sucks, was she from McRob?"
Dannny - "Yeah"
Sean - "Sweet!"
by gannog September 30, 2007
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