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fuck you buddy handbook

Term used to describe the ethos in a ruthless and amoral, competitive environment.
(for instance, to describe office politics during a layoff period)

"Yeah, I took credit for your work. I would sell my own mother to keep this job. It's the fuck you buddy handbook out there"

similar in meaning to: "dog eat dog"
by Golden Shower October 28, 2007
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Fuck a buddy

It's the lowest thing an Alpha-Male can do. "Fuck a buddy" is a type of person that does whatever is necessary to ruin a pal's plans or do something bad to a friend.
X: yo dude i just came from Llamar's party man.
Y: Llamar, the guy that is nice to everybody?
X: yeah man
Y: so what did you do?
X: he got in a dorm with a girl and i waited until i heard fuck-noises.
Y: don't tell me you...
X: THAT'S RIGHT, I COCKBLOCKED THE MOTHERFUCKER
Y: dude don't be the "fuck a buddy" docuhe...
by YOOJSIMPSONGRABTHEWHEEL January 10, 2017
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fuck'n'fun buddy

Couple who are attracted to one another who meet purely to engage in sexual or fun activities with no strings attached.
I'm meeting my fuck'n'fun buddy tonite for some fuck'n'fun
by Fuckin Unbelievable!! May 14, 2004
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fuck, buddy

An expression that can be used to show emotion, usually dissapointment, despair, or exhaustion. For example, if you run out of beer at the party, hook up with someone you shouldn't have, or throw up on your friend's dads car.

NOT to be confused with "fuck-buddy" which is something completely different. The comma is crucial.
Bro: No way, i just spilled this all over my shirt
you: Fuck, buddy

M: Threesome?
you: "fuck, buddy"
by bucketfucker09 December 14, 2023
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Fuck Buddha

A person you can not only bone and compartmentalize without consequence, but also talk to about the cosmos.

Fuck Buddy Sugar Dealer
Jesus is not my boyfriend, neither is he my Fuck Buddha. I suppose he's something akin to a Sugar Dealer or at least he'd like to be.
by The Wendolyne January 4, 2020
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fuck buddylist

1. All your instant messenger friends who will cybersex with you if you're bored. Comes from the AOL Instant Messenger™ Buddylist™.

2. All your girlfriend's ex-boyfriends and fuck buddies who still hang out waiting for her on the internet.
My girlfriend won't watch JAG with me because she's chatting up Mike from her fuck buddylist.
by dantebays April 22, 2006
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Soul fuck buddys

Two people who are highly sexually attracted to eachother, and who find themselves longing for their sexual partner throughout the day. And cannot stay alone with eachother for very long without sexual interaction. And for other reasons unknown these two people decide to keep their relationship in the boundaries of "fuck buddy".
Joe : dam sasha is hot, do you really fuck every time you hang out with her?

Bob : hell yea

Joe : dam you guys make a good couple when you going to start dating?

Bob : we aren't , we're just soul fuck buddys

Joe : you lucky ass.
by Trejb August 2, 2012
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