SHITLESS MIND FUCK

When you scare the police so seriously that the only thing they can do for guaranteed survival is kneel and pray.

The NIGGER WRATH was so bad a SHITLESS MIND FUCK happened to that dedicated officer.

by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER March 31, 2021

mind-fuck masturbation

It is where you mind fuck a friend/sibling or family member and in that mind-fuck you soon realized that you have also mind-fucked yourself.

Jake: He Dori! too bad we couldn't get in-n-out the other night because it was closed.
Dori: Actually there was some in-n-out wink wink
Both: hahahaha
Jake: that was a great sexual innuendo Dori.
Jake: If only we had a sexual innuendo for that sexual innuendo....o wait, i just mind-fucked myself.

example of mind-fuck masturbation ^

by WetzMeDori May 1, 2009

fucking with your mind

inserting your dick into someones ear. also used to shut someone up real quick.

Person 1:hey man fuck you and your mom.i fucked your mom and sister last night.
Person 2:hey man can i stick my dick in your ear and fuck with your mind?

after you have said that to the annoying prick that is about 12 or 14 years old..they should come back with that same boring shit they always. like Fuck, Bitch, Your Mom, Your Sister...etc.

by Brandon January 1, 2004

Jedi-mind fucking

Doing Keegle exercises while metaphisically meditating on another person and them feeling or sharing the energy

Is Jedi-mind fucking with someone other than your spouse cheating or is is just fantasy roll playing the field?

by T4T2P4T January 4, 2022

total mind fuck

When someone inserts an oily (Lubricated) penis inside your ear.

"That bitch got totally mind fucked"

"He gave me a total mind fuck, what a dick"

by Mr. Jizz November 8, 2008

facebook mind fuck

When you see a status, that simply mind fucks the shit out of you. Literally like you may catch aids without protection.

facebook mind fuck status- "its like an unstoppable force meeting an unmovable object"

unlikely victim of looking at the status, - bro, i think i just been mind fucked, i have aids...

by Izzytheshizzy December 29, 2011

Brain-logical-mind-fuck

To bombard someone with such a simple yet complex question that they lose their mind

Intellectual chad 1: I know you are asking, but are you really asking?

Intellectual chad 2: You just got Brain-logical-mind-fucked

by Bopha Joe Mamba April 7, 2021