fuck the preposition-to be used when rewording a sentence to not end in a preposition would sound more awkward than ending in a preposition
I'd appreciate it if you didn't blow yourself up while I'm in Kansas...that would not be a pleasant thing to come home to (ftp)!!
by Dreadkiaili January 2, 2010
Get the ftp mug.acronym meaning for the pussy and can be used two ways
1. When someone (usually a guy) is being horny and checking out women and their *******.
2. When someone is showing weak mental or physical behavior and thus being a pussy. This can be expressed through weak physical condition, laziness, unwillingness to try new things, or extreme stupidity.
1. When someone (usually a guy) is being horny and checking out women and their *******.
2. When someone is showing weak mental or physical behavior and thus being a pussy. This can be expressed through weak physical condition, laziness, unwillingness to try new things, or extreme stupidity.
1. "Dude, seriously, I know that girl over there is sexy with that bikini but can you stop being FTP for just 30 more seconds and finish listening to what I'm trying to tell you?"
2. Person 1: "I know I promised, but I just don't feel like going to the gym. I'm too tired from doing absolutely nothing and don't feel like risking an injury."
Person 2: "Oh my fucking god you are such a lazy ass! Stop being FTP so much and come with me to the gym to get some meat on those toothpicks you call biceps."
2. Person 1: "I know I promised, but I just don't feel like going to the gym. I'm too tired from doing absolutely nothing and don't feel like risking an injury."
Person 2: "Oh my fucking god you are such a lazy ass! Stop being FTP so much and come with me to the gym to get some meat on those toothpicks you call biceps."
by tianang April 12, 2011
Get the FTP mug.FTP - Is an acronym that stands for "Full Time Pussy". It is also interchangeable with "Full Time Player" or "Full Time Parent".
Ex:
1: Ey nigga wutcha bout to do today?
2: I got my FTP comin through
1: That hoe Charlene?
2: Naw Keisha
1: Ey nigga wutcha bout to do today?
2: I got my FTP comin through
1: That hoe Charlene?
2: Naw Keisha
by JT^2 January 10, 2014
Get the FTP mug.Chick: Want to come Netflix and Chill? ::send::
Guy: FUCK YEAH I DO! ::closes phone::
*Waits 30mins*
Guy: "Why hasn't this chick texted me back?"
::checks phone:: ::send::
Guy: Sorry! FTPS
Guy: FUCK YEAH I DO! ::closes phone::
*Waits 30mins*
Guy: "Why hasn't this chick texted me back?"
::checks phone:: ::send::
Guy: Sorry! FTPS
by lethalmajik December 16, 2015
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