Tastes like fruit loops

A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that does not taste alcoholic.

Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"

Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!"

by DJ Forresto January 23, 2011

fruit loops

crazy people. you know, the ones that stand on street corners wearing foil round their heads jabbering on that the government is intercepting their thoughts.

'thats the third time today that someone has thrown a cat at me. are the fruit loops on day release fromn the funny farm or something?'

by me old fruity September 20, 2005

Fruit Loops

An excellent, heavily sugar-coated cereal that wakes me up in the morning. Features red, blue, yellow, green, orange, and purple whole grain rings that make me oh so happy.

I had a bowl of Fruit Loops this morning. Now I won't be able to sleep for days... crap...

by Pretty Emily October 20, 2004

Fruit Looping

A competition when two people stick a bunch of fruit loops up their ass and then fart them out to see how far they can shoot the fruit loops

Yeah! I heard that she's the best person at Fruit Looping ever!!!

by Vivian12345 March 17, 2011

fruit loops

cereal where there is an ad in which Tucan Sam makes the gayest and funniest face of all time.

They got the fruit loops! (makes the face)

by oswald the ninja July 20, 2004

Fruit Loops

The act of eating breakfast cereal out of another person's anus

Hey hazel! I fancy some cereal, sure thing Chris I have my speculum handy, you grab the fruit loops and I'll bend over.

Ooh Chris that milks so cold in my gaping anus I hope you bought your spoon!!

by Bandit657462 June 9, 2018

Fruit Loops

Fruit Loops are gay Cherios.

Fruit Loops are so fruity they are gay Cherios.

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007