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craig ferguson

facts about Craig Ferguson:

He is the Late late show host on after Letterman.
He tells the same jokes every night, but their still hilarious.
He is much shorter in person than you'd think.
He has a really bad warm-up comedian.
He likes to get really close to the camera.
He likes to hit the side of the camera.
He broke a camera during a show once.
He has the same guests on all the time.
He used to have a really cool sound effects machine and email jingles.
He is Scottish
Craig Ferguson is Betty White's bitch.
by atianafiorella July 22, 2009
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Fergie

A horrible singer who needs to get off the TV and radio. Once unrinated herself on stage.
Fergie: Uh-oh. I dids it agains.
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Fergalicious

Verse 1 - Fergie
Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Boys just come and go like seasons.
by Fergalicious_Definition_ February 13, 2014
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fergit

Combination of "for real" and "legit"
Only to be used in the context when both are plausible
Agreeing with something
Fergit man
by dwightkschrute131313 December 8, 2010
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Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
Point. Blank.
R.I.P.
"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."
by Brookwood April 1, 2008
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Fergporn

A collection of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson episodes stored on your TIVO (or other TV recording device), or images of Craig in a folder on your computer.
I have so much Fergporn on my TIVO that the memory is full, but I'll never delete the "OMFG" ending!!
by Fergusonlicious March 19, 2010
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terd ferguson

1)Burt Reynolds' alter ego
2)An endearing name reserved for annoying cats
Dont leave your weed out or Terd Ferguson will eat it!
by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
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