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Freeload

Oh shit! I just freeloaded my pants.”
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Freeloader

That nigga mario a freeloader
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freeloader

A sexually-ravenous chick who possesses such an insatiable craving for man-milk that she is never content even if she already has a well-hung and virile male companion; she therefore compulsively scuttles around the neighborhood whenever he's away and begs all the other hot hunks to let her suck them off and swallow their entire warm thick creamy "loads" that had gradually been "accumulating" inside their guy-junk during the day, and that they'd been saving up for their own significant others when they got home; the hapless studs are therefore completely "drained" afterwards, and thus can only manage a minuscule watery dribble sometime later when their own partners return and want a little "action" for themselves.
Health practitioner: I'm always suspicious about some of these otherwise-healthy-looking young dudes' claims that they have erectile dysfunction or low sperm-count due to medical/environmental reasons... I always ask around town to see if there are any freeloaders in the area before I make a final determination.
by QuacksO August 1, 2018
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Scumbag freeloader

A scumbag freeloader is someone who walks in your house without permission and snoops around for your snacks and drinks and takes them without asking because he thinks he's so cool with everyone he knows. Scumbag freeloaders smoke all your weed because there too cheap to buy any themselves. They are lowlife leeches and they suck all they free stuff they can off of you until your out of stuff then they move on to the next person.
For example; if I had a friend named "scum".

Scum just walked into my house & took all my food what a scumbag freeloader.

That scumbag freeloader just broke my fire pit and said it was going to happen anyways, to get himself out of paying for it.
by Scumbag ballentine😀 October 14, 2016
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scumbag freeloader

A scumbag freeloader is someone who smokes all your weed, drinks all your drinks, walks in your house without permission, and snoops for anything possible that they can mooch off and take. They don't ever have anything to provide themselves and use everyone they can. They think there cool with everyone & think its ok to ask you for food, drinks, money, & weed. They make sure they get everything they want one way or another & there scums.
That scumbag freeloader keeps smoking up all my weed.

A scumbag freeloader is a stupid mooching leech who suvks everything they can off everyone.
by Scumbag ballentine😀 October 13, 2016
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Freeloader

Shrek is such a fucking FREELOADER
by TheREALdannyjackson March 6, 2022
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Freeloader

Weak willed user. Plays the victim of life being unfair or too hard and accept every opportunity of helping hands that try to help. A Freeloader will drain you dry and never take responsibility for their own life and own actions. Typically a freeloader is unemployed or never holds a job for long and can spend months to years living off of the opportunity of others provisions with no guilt nor shame. A freeloader typically has poor hygiene and packs light because of moving around from friend to friend or family. They show no gratitude and play helpless, incapable of earning their way in life. Rather a sob story or using their relationships for their resources.....they will only give back with excuses and expect more and more.
"Her boyfriend moved in with her at her parents house. He does nothing around the house but plays video games and watches Tv. Contributes nothing as he consumes all the food and drinks he wants from their kitchen without asking nor replacing anything. He complains if asked to do a task and mopes around ungrateful for whats limited in provisions given to him. Never says Thank you. Lazy and unmotivated to lift a finger of responsibility. He's a freeloader financially and morally bankrupting others for the personal benefit of being taken care of without compromise."
by Freeloader, Dead beat August 7, 2023
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