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fornicateable

When a member of the opposite sex looks worthy of having sex with or to. Ussualy used by a man to descibe a woman. It has been know to be used in some instances to descibe an inanimate object.
"Those mellons are looking quite fornicateable today."
by chris122790 May 21, 2007
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Fustigate

to be beaten with a stick until close to death
by murrrr April 26, 2012
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FortuNATE

When your name is Nate and you realize just how fortunate you really are.
Nate: Ya know what? I go to one of the best schools in the state, my mother loves me unconditionally, I have a rich bestfriend, I get new Jordans regularly, and the bitches be lovin' on me. I really am fortuNATE.

Brendon: Ya, I wish my name was Nate.
by JoelyRoth August 21, 2012
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farticate

Term used to categorize certain individuals who enjoy smelling farts while fornicating.
Honey would you please bend over? We need to farticate.
by oj.did.it June 29, 2013
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Fornicate

by Control Room April 1, 2003
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less-fortunate

A bullshit term that liberals and communists use to label people who make poor decisions in life and are quick to blame those who have succeeded or have wealth. Less-fortunate is the opposite of fortunate, which is defined as "lucky; enjoying good luck" and therefore someone who is less-fortunate just has bad luck. This definition loosely translated from on air definitions from former radio broadcaster Neal Boortz.
Mary has been divorced three times and has eight kids and is unable to support them with her minimum wage job. She is less-fortunate than Sally who studied in school, got a valuable degree, an above average salaried position in marketing, and is happily married.
by Lebowskee October 31, 2013
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Fostigate

to beat with a stick
i will fostigate you if you dont shut up!
by lucynyu101 November 7, 2010
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