five footer

a nasty ass bitch, who is five feet tall, and enjoys giving sloppy blowjobs in bathrooms, as well as other various sexual activities with anything that moves, including pickle tickling nerds in public places.

friend:
"don't tell me you fucked five footer again last night."
response:
"hey, i was mo high/drunk... and I made her call me Santa"

by Ben Galbraith January 9, 2006

Fooshers

The accurate plural form of fish

Look at all those fooshers

by Foosherman June 5, 2018

fothermucking

when you want to spill the tea but you don't swear.

here's the fothermucking tea

by popcrisps May 22, 2019

Footer

A dude with a really big dick-
a foot long dick

"Girl how big is it??"
"OOOH BITCH, he's a footer!"

by raeggy February 23, 2021

Jorge Fothergill

Looking happy and not a care in the world

I am having a real Jorge Fothergill of a day

by Mauricce Mauritious September 8, 2022

A 100-footer

A person you can tell is gay from far away.

ie. 'I can tell he's gay from 100 feet away'

Look at him, he's a 100-footer

by askuhdfkuzhdf January 24, 2023

five footers

Slang For standard denim jeans worn by motorcyclist because on average standard jeans only last for five feet sliding across the road before its your skins turn to slow you down.

That guy just did a low side on his motorcycle and the five footers are toast.

by Astyle October 11, 2009