15 footer

Any woman that looks decently hot from (at maximum) 15 feet away. Anything closer will just make you want to turn around, hurl, or shudder.

Guy 1: "Yo, check out that 15 footer down the street."
Guy 2: "I have a 15 footer"
Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up"

Guy 1: "yo, check out that hot piece of real estate down the way about 15 feet."
(10 feet away)
Guy1: "holy shit, nevermind"
Guy 2: "that is disgusting."
Guy 1: "please castrate me now."

by pmac51 June 1, 2006

Footer

To muck/play about with something aimlessly, just for the sake of it or out of boredom.

not much, just footerin aboot way this tape recorder (or any other object randomly found lying about)

by Morning Sun January 19, 2011

left footer

A member of the Catholic faith.

Oi, you'll want to keep an eye on your boy around Seamus... he's a left footer.

by Jim Graziano December 16, 2005

100 FOOTER

A girl/woman that you can tell is a lesbian from 100 feet away. IE: they are a 100 footer!

IE: they are a 100 footer!

They have the generic short hair and dress kinda boyish, without talking to the woman you can tell she is queer!

by Cathy-shorty April 21, 2006

50 footer

a chic that only looks good from 50 feet and beyond

i saw a 50 footer in gym the other day. from one end of the gym she was ws hot then as i got closer she got uuuggglllyyy!

by dawg82 July 1, 2006

Foosed

Having sex with James Foos

Oh my god you got Foosed last night!

by Ihavesexalot March 7, 2022

foated

To get fucked in the ass by a goats horn

Dude I just got foated by a goat! My ass is sore as hell.

by Rikdik October 7, 2018