Ass Fondue

Any anul crust that resembles processed cheese food.

Dude, wipe that ass fondue off your face!

by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008

Fonkin

To be angry, unpleased, or get into an altercation. Present participle of the term "Fonk." Originally from the central valley region of California (Sacramento and Stockton) but became popular in Denver, Kansas City, and Michigan.

That eastside nigga just tried to bang on me, he got me fonkin!

by MississippiIncenseMan February 12, 2023

Jerome Fontamillas

Jerome Earl Fontamillas is the keyboard player, a guitarist, background vocals, and general "noise" guy in the awesomest band ever, Switchfoot. He is influenced by the Beatles and U2. He only surfed twice before joining Switchfoot, can't survive without coffee, and collecys vinyl albums. Cool guy!

Rachel: Who's the guy playing keys up on stage with Switchfoot?
Emily: Oh, that's Jerome Fontamillas!

by Publisher Smublisher April 27, 2010

Faux-Fong

Faux-Fong - Refers to Chinese stir-fry, made at home. That's right - It's not authentic, but it's simple and easy!

Let's face it, the best Chinese food is found in the many Chinese restaurants around town, offering a multitude of flavors and ingredients. The thing is, sometimes you want the food but don't want to get out....even for take-out. So, what to do?

Faux-Fong - the basics:
1. Meat (or Tofu) of your choice.
2. Package of frozen Stir-fry Veggies.
3. Envelope of Stir-fry Seasoning.

Adventurous? Impress her with these:
1. Rice
2. Tea

Her: Raining tonight, how about a movie and take-out?
Him: Sounds great....but take-out? It's raining cats 'n dogs out there!!
Her: I'd love some Chinese tonight!
Him: Hmmm.....Faux-Fong ok?
Her: Really, Sweetie? You'd make Faux-Fong for me?
Him: Sure!!
Her: You're the best!!!

by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 15, 2018

boomer font

All caps. That's it.

My grand-dad thinks he's making his point more effectively

when he kicks on that capslock button.

Boomer font, baby!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 12, 2023

Mini-Fonz

The act of inserting both thumbs into the anus of another, then pulling them gently apart while shrugging the shoulders and giving the catch phrase, "ehhhh!"

I can handle a Meg Ryan, but my ass isn't prepared for a mini-fonz.

by mini-fonz January 2, 2009

Double Fonzies

Twice as good as regular good.
2 thumbs up!

"Dude, those spicy chicken wings were total double fonzies"

by Bendy - SAB September 16, 2016