FML

For My Logan

My mom said she got a new phone FML.

by IMadeGod June 3, 2017

FML

Fuck My Life

I've got GCSEs this week FML

by TrojianHorse May 21, 2017

FML

Fuck My Life.

Omg Fml Right now.

by LegalYiff October 7, 2016

FML

acronym for fuck my life

"Hey, that creepy guy is staring at you again."
"ugh. FML."

"Hey, did you study for the big test?"
"No, FML."

by cantstoptherain December 22, 2008

FML

Fuck me, Lambert-An acronym referring to Adam Lambert and his extreme sexiness. This acronym can be used whenever one encounters media related to Adam Lambert, and is overwhelmed with lust. A wider use of this acronym can occur when one merely intends to express feelings of lust (similar to UNF)

1. Did you see the Rolling Stone cover of Adam? Jeez, FML.

by rumpledblanket June 8, 2009

FML

Feed

My
Lion

Only gays and queer suicidal pricks say FML as in "Fuck My Life" so this is an alternative for more lively, easy going people.

FML

Going to the zoo later, FML

Ah gotta get home later, FML, he's always hungry.

by blanketwarrior June 20, 2011

FML

The acronym for Fuck My Life. Originated from the popular film "Superbad". Used in a situation that causes much anger or strong feelings.

1. The drunk man awoke next to another man in his bed and said oh "FML"
2. The man was hit by a car and yelled "FML"

by MrP3anut August 18, 2008