by KYNDALL71818(ON.IG) June 30, 2019

Players surround a Lazy Susan atop a Kitchen table or large coffee table. One player is tasked with placing one dose of any myriad of snort-able intoxicant or nasal encumbrance in a neat and otherwise indiscernible pattern affront each participant. The wheel is spun, and each knowing and willing party is given the option to experiment with the unknown specimen that has befallen the space in their immediate vicinity. The last one to remain at the Laziest of Susan, collects the bounty of the fair market value of the combined specimens consumed.
“I’ve already been on a Crab boat in the Bering Sea.My next Thrill in Life; I heard about this thing called Floridian Roulette….its Like Jumanji without all the celebrities. It takes five people, two to four prescriptions, and whatever crystalline powder we can concoct in our bathtubs.”
by Pygmy PieRisHoar January 1, 2022

by Spickee August 8, 2021

Publix loving crackheads that basically live in another country because were on our own playing field
by vanwinkl January 15, 2025

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004

When you eat alligator and purposefully vomit, then pour that vomit down your sexual partner's anus before proceeding to drink it out of the aforementioned oriface.
by EV4014 March 2, 2024

The act of inserting your genitals, preferably a male, into a crocodile resulting in the separation of one's genitals from their body.
1: "Sir, how did you lose your penis?"
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."
by M1rc4t March 12, 2024
