when you go to use the toilet after someone took a dump & didnt double flush, & shit particles are floating around.
"damn meg, did you just take a dump? you forgot to finish flushing, now there's shit flakes floating around"
by 40zN9z September 6, 2009
Get the shit flakes mug.A confusing/disappointing person whom you have misjudged as a reliable, caring friend. She can call and talk for hours about herself but the minute you speak of yourself she has to get off the phone. She asks for favors and, even if you set parameters to which she agrees at first and promises she'll abide by them, she'll use them later to excuse herself from the scheduled activity. She'll pick your brain and take the credit for your originality. She will amplify her competence. She will lie to avoid confrontation and make herself the victim when confronted. In order to quit being disappointed, I never make any plans again with the Flake.
Flake: Would you come over and help me with my riding?
Me: Okay but I will need a ride there and home.
Flake: Sure, no problem.
Me: Okay, see you tomorrow at ten.
Tomorrow at ten comes and goes. She texts me five hours later saying she had to go to the dentist. In the meantime your other friend calls to say she went riding with the Flake during the time the Flake was supposed to be at the dentist.
Me: Okay but I will need a ride there and home.
Flake: Sure, no problem.
Me: Okay, see you tomorrow at ten.
Tomorrow at ten comes and goes. She texts me five hours later saying she had to go to the dentist. In the meantime your other friend calls to say she went riding with the Flake during the time the Flake was supposed to be at the dentist.
by christy2011 May 18, 2011
Get the Flake mug.The erractic dance of the keyboardist from rammstein "flake" , usually during the course of the song "Weisses Fleisch" Its humour is usually multiplied by his attire, silver trench coat and hot pants.
by das feind March 19, 2004
Get the Flake-Dance mug.Cum, usually in trace amounts, that has dried into flakes resembling those of dandruff, except perhaps a little yellower and definitely smellier.
I had a hard time wiping my jizz out of my pubes and chest hair, and 15 minutes later I noticed I was covered in cum flakes.
by agwellin January 11, 2009
Get the cum flake mug.When a female is laying in a bed after being aroused and getting all juicy, and there isn't much humidity in the air, and that mucous-juice dries and begins to flake off her reproductive/excretory area.
Woah, Kristy. You're just brushing that shit off onto my bed? Like I want to sleep on your pussy flakes? You never get to complain about me doing anything gross ever again.
by Jer0EM August 3, 2008
Get the pussy flakes mug.Meeting up with a woman in a parking lot at night for sex in a car...both faces are never seen by the other party, like the Frosted Flakes commercials.
I told my bro Jim I was hoping to meet up with Sally tonight for some Frosted Flakes time in the Waffle House parking lot.
by Hal Hadasass February 11, 2010
Get the Frosted Flakes Time mug."You said we were gonna go see the movie! Don't change your mind and flake out!"
"Damn, it's been an hour since we were supposed to meet. I bet she just flaked out on me."
"Damn, it's been an hour since we were supposed to meet. I bet she just flaked out on me."
by Patrick March 18, 2003
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