firing off some knuckle children

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.

Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

by Stoggit October 21, 2005

fixina

preparing to, about to

I'm fixina go to work.

by Michael Ferguson December 2, 2003

fixin to

vernacular peculiar to the the southern US, means one is about to do something or it is in the process of being done.

I'm fixin to whoop yo skanky butt, however I must first wax poetic.

by matt d patterson August 11, 2006

Firing shots

deliberately insulting someone
see roast

Person 1: Here's my exes #. Psych, that's the wrong number!!
Person 2: boiiii call 911 cuz this nigga firing shots

by Skim milk June 20, 2015

Firing Squad

When you marry 17 men and consummate the marriage with all 17 of them. You stand near a wall and bend over, with your gaping anus exposed (its gaping because you've had a deep anal muscle massage), and the 17 men form a line. They proceed to run up to your anus and take a single thrust one-by-one until you have come to a successful completion.

"Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"

by Pleasure Elf July 8, 2019

fixin' to

Getting ready to (do something). Pronounced "fixin ta" or when contracted further "finna". There are phonemes not used in standard American English in these pronunciations so these translations are not completely accurate. Often thought to be limited to Southern white speakers (fixin' to) or African American speakers (finna) the phrase has made it into Standard American speech as "fixing to".

I fixin' to hit you. I'm fixin' to go shopping.

I finna hit you. I finna go shopping.

by languagedog March 2, 2021

Porcelain Firing Range

A urinal or any other made-from-porcelain place that one urinates in.

Time to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range!

by Duct Tape Burns February 5, 2010