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FISHERman’d 

He pressed her up against the wall. She could feel his jorts bulging as he untucked his. "World's Best Dad" t-shirt. She pushed him backwards onto the bed and he began to undress. "No." she said, "The New Balance 624s stay on."
Yo bruh! Did you hear that Mark totally got FISHERman’d again last night?? Ya bro! I also heard that he used a muppet doll as a toy lmao!
FISHERman’d by NinjaK69 May 9, 2023
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Fisherman syndrome 

When you’re addicted to fishing and don’t want to do anything else with your cuddies but to fish.
Friends call the cuddy to go out but goes to voicemail so you leave one “Yo cuddy let’s go to the bar and restaurant.” (Voice mail)
Mr fisherman syndrome doesn’t answer back

Also gets butthurt about leaving the fishing spot late when the next day is a weekend also claims “you don’t got anything to lose” but it’s more like the person who says it doesn’t really have anything
“Yo cuddy let’s go out”
“I’ll see wsp”
(Calls again later that day)
“So we gonna go out or what cuddy”
“Nah ima jus go fishing
Call hangs up damn he got fisherman syndrome or something

Fisherman's Breath 

The visible moisture left behind by a woman on a chair, either by sweat or vaginal discharge.
After the staff meeting, I saw she had left that Fisherman's Breath on the chair.

Fisherman’s Wife

The act of inserting live tadpoles into a woman's vagina, then eating her out, swallowing the live tadpoles in the process.
“Dude, Melissa is one crazy hoe… she asked me to do the Fisherman’s Wife… I can still feel them moving around in there…”
Fisherman’s Wife by Cassinia January 24, 2026

double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot eagle scouts haven't even heard of
"I tie knots eagle scouts haven't even heard of. Like the double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove."

Drowning Fisherman 

Guy goes down on fishy pussy when she hooks her legs around his head and pulls him in to the point of suffocation.
He deserved a drowning fisherman, you could smell it across the room.

Midnight Fisherman 

A baby that wakes up in the night to be fed.

As in the film Funny Girl:
"I had to get up on account of the baby. he's a regular midnight fisherman!"
Midnight Fisherman by HotPixie March 18, 2008