FFF

Five Finger Fuckup

"I did a real FFF, I sent out an e-mail to my wife that was supposed to be for my girlfriend"

by kevgixer March 14, 2004

FFF

Fff is that person who is Faultless, Flawless and Fierce

That gurl is So fucking FFF

by Skth July 31, 2015

FFF

FFF-Friendly Fat Friend

Afrikaans: VVV-Vriendelike Vet Vriendin

Female friends who are very nice and you get along with great but aren't pretty enough to be considered for a relationship

Were close but she's an FFF

I'd date my FFF if she wasn't fat

by Stalkerguy123456 December 21, 2016

FFF rule

If it flies, floats or fucks, don't buy it. Rent it. That's the FFF Rule.

"Dude, never buy a boat. If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it. That's the FFF Rule." - Anonymous

by idyt December 5, 2016

FFF Day

FFF Day stand for 'Forced Family Fun Day', when parents force their kids to go do something instead of just doing what they want

"Mom I don't want to do FFF Day, I'm tired and don't wanna go"
"Too bad we are going, you know we always go every Thursday"

by Bummely bum September 7, 2020

hit the fff

When you are trying to hit the folks but someone rudely interrupts you

Tatiana: Was that you at the party last night gettin down?
Kali: Yea i was tryna hit the folks but Ronald interrupted me so it was more like hit the fff

by alolli December 21, 2018

FFF

noun
meaning: funny fat friend

The friend of someone you know who is slightly chubbier than the friend. The FFF is often a girl but can also be a guy. He/She cracks jokes and is often seen as more of "one of the guys" than a girl.

Random Person 1: Dude! Did you hear Leslie's joke? It was hilarious!

Random Person 2: Leslie? Oh, you mean Sharon's FFF!

by magicalducks May 14, 2014