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A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises
He's an Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)
by torrK October 14, 2008
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felch

sucking the semen out of some lucky fellow's behind.
After a thorough rutt in the meadow,Niles felched a swig of man-seed
ot of Jeeves' bottom.
by Holmeslover February 4, 2004
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felch bag

A demeaning insult used to put down others or to destroy character even more so than using the term duche bag. Related to felch. Following anal sex the male removes his penis from the females rectum. The male proceeds to insert a straw into his bitches ass hole... and sucks ejaculate out of the rectum in which it was deposited. This process is usually followed by a long passionate kiss. When you call someone this, you are telling them that they are dirty as fuck.
zip it ya felch bag

damn Alby ur the biggest fuckin felch bag i know
by Kutch January 10, 2009
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Felchball

After vaginal intercourse you allow the semen to drip down to her asshole, eat it out, and then spit it back into her mouth. It's a mixture of felching and snowballing.
"Want to try a felchball tonight? After that donkey punch I'm sure it's nothing for you..."
by Cryophile October 23, 2009
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felchulance

(V). The act of farting in your partner's face during the act of felching.
Mike, you asshole...get that felchulance under control. It stinks back here!
by Austin Pealy February 16, 2014
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felchacide

The act of poisoning someone by placing a toxic capsule in ones orifice, usually rectum, and then having a lover ejaculate into that orifice followed by felching out and swallowing the ejaculate with the desolving poison capsule.
Hugh was so angry at Damien's infidelity, he committed felchacide in revenge and now faces some serious time in the ass slammer.
by Jimmy Dink February 19, 2017
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Felchie

A photograph taken of oneself whilst performing the act of felching
Originates from the everpopular selfie
Brett: "Wow, that was great! I'm going to go rinse off. Want to join me?"
Carl : "Yup...... But first, lemme take a felchie"
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