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Fear Fart

The involuntary reaction of anal sphincter relaxation and gas release from severe fright. The caliber of smell depends on the intensity of the fear experienced.
I can smell your fear. Nope sorry, that was just my fear fart.

What is that smell?! ...I think the pig-man with the chainsaw must really have scared Jenna, she's been fear farting ever since.
by thetrifecta November 5, 2010
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fear pong

Fear pong is a game just like beer pong except under each cup is a dare. If your opponent makes the ball into the cup you have to read the dare under that cup OR you have to drink the beer in the cup. And whoever does the most dares wins a prize at the end of the game.
Guy at party: Hey who is ready to play fear pong
Another guy at party: yes man ima totally win the $200 this time.
by Trumann Harrow May 30, 2018
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fear hydrant

This refers to fear mongering by the media and political groups, to manipulate the public, by emphasizing things that could cause fright.
The storylines about disease, war and climate are designed to have viewers drink from a fear hydrant!
by I, Wreckerrr May 14, 2021
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Feathers Facts

When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.
Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."

Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."

Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."
by Diogenes of Sinope February 9, 2013
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Fear Boner

When you are so intensely afraid of another individual that you reach a point of sexual arousal. The fear boner is a sign of submission to a more powerful individual.
I hope Professor Tony Yueng didn't see my fear boner in class today.
by Tod Jenkins September 15, 2010
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i fear

Meaning you fear the sentence you provided , good (or bad), you fear it. It either has happened or will happen.
Slayyyter tanked, I fear”
Ayesha Erotica is a legend, I fear”
by donatellayeri August 19, 2021
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Feather Merchant

In popular jargon of the US Marine Corps:

a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.

b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;

c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;

d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.
Private Smith: Have you seen Private Jones lately?
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.
by JoeDonethat November 16, 2010
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