I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

by Spatro August 15, 2021

Farterrupt

Farterrupt: the act of interrupting a conversation by farting.

I just farterrupted the shit outa some guy talking with an explosive fart.

by Fronzz December 17, 2010

Fartnar

Audible flatulence expressed for the purpose of navigating through a crowd in the dark.

Humans are not capable of navigating via sonar (like a bat), so fartnar is the only logical alternative.

I totally just used fartnar to disperse the crowd.

by Proxymo March 27, 2011

Fartneken

The frankly disturbing act of inserting one end of a length of hosepipe up your anus, placing the other end into a drink, then expelling your fart through said pipe. The result is the formation of a methane infused beverage as the gas bubbles through the drink. The drink should then be enthusiastically guzzled by yourself / lover / friend / victim.

See also Stealth - Fartneken where you do this to an unbeknown recipient who will wonder why you are laughing as they down their 'fruity elixir'.

The discipline has also given rise to several sub genres according to odour, volume, bubble volume etc.

'A great meal rounded off superbly when Fatty had to see off 3 Fartnekens after losing at spoof. Turnip with a hint of peanut too. Result.'

by TBoor74 November 7, 2014

farter martyr

Whereby someone takes the blame for the fart of another person in order to prevent that person's emotional distress.

For example, Scott is very distressed during exam week and has an upset stomach. Scott farts silently in the conference room, but Josh, in recognition of Scott's distress, takes the blame for said fart in order to prevent Scott from having a psychological breakdown. Josh is a farter martyr.

by b;ahabalakjka July 13, 2016

fartmer

a dairy / meat farmer who harvests bio gas, methane & all. He shoves tubes up his cattle's ass & captures their farts. His farm machines run on this gas or electricity produced using this gas, either internal combustion or hydrogen fuel cells, where hydrogen is produces using this methane.

I 'natural' gas from my local fartmer John. I try to support small local guys & avoid fracking companies.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 28, 2021

doodle farter

someone that is lazy as shit, who acts like they're doing something but are really doing nothing.

ashley you're such a twat waffle stop being a doodle farter.

by Jessica A. P. March 30, 2009