Fartphobic

a person that is strongly against Flatulence out of someones ass, usually hating on anyone that lets anything out of between their buttcheeks.

guy 1: (accidentally farts)
guy 2: END YOURSELF!!!!! DIE!!! I HATE YOU!!!! STUPID FARTER!!!!!
guy 1: Bro shut yo Fartphobic ass up
guy 2: WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA I HATE YOUU STUPID FARTS FARTS FARTS I HATE YOUUUU
Mortimer: (offscreen ) oooo farts! dont mind if i do!

by ColossalNumber February 9, 2024

fanphobia

Fanphobia is a phobia where your scared of fans, when people with fanphobia see fans, they run away like their life depends on it. Fanphobia rarely delevops, in some cases new-born babies who develop fanphobia don't cry when they are born

"Did you guys know i have fanphobia?"

"Yes you told us that like a million times now shut up before i pull out a fan"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by fakedictionar June 27, 2025

fatphobia

The belief that fat people are inferior to non-fat people. This can lead to mistreatment in the medical system, medical misinformation and social ostracization.

Example 1.
Fatphobe: Being fat is a medical condition so why should I feel sympathy for you?
Based chad: Your health has no indication on your moral character and fatphobia has rotted your brain to the point where you've forgotten how to be kind

Example 2.
(Former)fat person: My doctor blamed all my issues on my weight so I lost it so they could take me seriously. By the time they took my medical problems seriously the problem had gotten too bad to treat as affectively if we had caught it early. I wouldn't be battling chronic pain right now if it weren't for the doctor's fatphobia.

by batmanschastitycage September 28, 2025

Fatphobia

A delusion fabricated by fat people to justify their gluttony and laziness.

300 lbs woman: "Why are models always so skinny? It's fatphobia!"

Normal Person: "No, it's because they probably go to the gym. You should try it."

by Sjejsjxnemeksdk November 10, 2025