when a little kid on the internet fakes their age to be older to seem cool but they clearly aren't that age, the opposite of an old age faker
6-year-old Johnny wanted to chat in a group chat for people 13+ so he faked his age by saying he was 15, yet, he was banned for people figuring him out because he misspelled everything and asked about what some cuss words meant, making him a little age faker
by jay-fandoms March 07, 2019
Faker John is one the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™ along with Maria Williams and Peter
Faker John's represent the polar opposite of Johns, they are unfriendly, lazy, extremely hard to approach and tend to possess psychopathic tendencies.
Faker John's represent the polar opposite of Johns, they are unfriendly, lazy, extremely hard to approach and tend to possess psychopathic tendencies.
Person 1: Matthew is such a jerk! Can you believe what he did to Jenny?
Person 2: Yeah, what the hell, he's such a Faker John
Person 2: Yeah, what the hell, he's such a Faker John
by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023
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when somebody is just so fake you hit em with the faker mcfakerson which is ultimately the highest form of fakeness.
by is that reshala dued April 04, 2024
When some normal guy who is not rich enough to buy expensive shoes like Yeezys, is trying to act like a thug or gangster but is so fake that it is faker than his own shoes that he bought from a vietnamese fake designers' item seller in vietnam.
If a guy tries to rob you with a plastic knife and a gun with an orange cap while wearing the fakest shoes, you know he is faker than his shoes.
Being faker than his own shoes also applies if someone comes to your house with a knife and when you open the door, he is already holdin his knife at u instead of whipping it out in the middle of convo and tries to speak like a thug and says the n word even tho he is not black. These people normally put down their knife after a couple of seconds and do not put the knife near the throat because he is too pussy. To make somebody extremely faker than his own shoes, the person buys not one but TWO fake yeezys overseas during a holiday.
If a guy tries to rob you with a plastic knife and a gun with an orange cap while wearing the fakest shoes, you know he is faker than his shoes.
Being faker than his own shoes also applies if someone comes to your house with a knife and when you open the door, he is already holdin his knife at u instead of whipping it out in the middle of convo and tries to speak like a thug and says the n word even tho he is not black. These people normally put down their knife after a couple of seconds and do not put the knife near the throat because he is too pussy. To make somebody extremely faker than his own shoes, the person buys not one but TWO fake yeezys overseas during a holiday.
by C411VM February 26, 2018
A girl who thinks she is the shit and has a false sense of entitlement. She is not nearly as cool, attractive, or smart as a fucking doorknob.
Molly Faker, blone girl is at a party and thinks she is too good for anyone and everyone, but even her decent looks do not compensate for her bitch of an attitude. She thinks she is too looking and guys are scared to talk to her, but in reality her RBF (Resting Bitch Face) says it all and the guys see right through it.
by PruvenOne March 06, 2015
by Zombieattack04 June 01, 2017