double fisted doom

Quote: "It's when you take one shot of doom, and u chase it with another shot of doom." taking these 11-12 shots at once will make ur nite into a memorable one. Whether u end up in detox, naked under a bridge with a hairy middle aged man who cant speak english, or in a crib with deef looking over you, the double fisted doom will designate you "a man".

HOLY SHIT! that double fisted doom hit me like getting ur pubes ripped off...damn

by deef remington November 7, 2007

monkey fisted

to have fists that are large in comparison with your wrists or arms.

jeff: did you see him k.o that dude?
moe: that monkey fisted bitch didn't even need gloves.

by c-ribb December 30, 2007

The Double Fisted Johnson

Both fists in, up to the elbow. Nuff said.

I'm really hankering for The Double Fisted Johnson'

by Dr. D F Johnson November 30, 2010

double fisted stranger

while standing, holding left hand firmly around base of erect penis. next put right foot on chair in front of you, take right arm to the outer side of the knee, and put hand and forearm under back of knee and squeeze forearm firmly at the back side of the knee joint until right hand goes numb. now you have a stranger to masturbate you.

one day in rehab, cheetos and bones, found a new way to do the double fisted stranger

by geebsmonk May 22, 2009

double fisted masturbation

this widely known form of masturbation most commonly takes place in the shower. but can also be preformed in a locked room wit the usage of ones saliva and/or lotion (if hes lucky enough to have at the time).

if not they may use other lubrication formulas such as:

eggwash, brownie batter (without walnuts,,,self explanatory), hand sanitizer the most common household usage....acne medication AND saved jizz from a previous masturbation.

OMG! i just walked in on larry preforming the double fisted masturbation! The amateur didnt lock the door.

by the double fisters November 28, 2009

ham fisted

poor drumming technique; see Meg White (White Stripes), Patrick Carney (Black Keys)

man, that drummer has no finese. He's so ham fisted.

by Eisenhower Adams December 10, 2019

Double Fisted Swirl

The act of putting your left fist up a womens ass and the right one up her vagina and then proceeding to swirl your fists.

1.) Last night i gave Maradeth a nasty double fisted swirl.

2.) Cindy cryed after i gave her a painful double fisted swirl.

by xxthesaintx May 7, 2009