feudalism

A common social and political hierarchy seen in medieval Europe, Japan, and in various middle schools across the country. A king gives land to his vassals or knights and nobles who in turn give their land to peasants or serfs. In the end, everyone is under the control of several people and must pay them money and homage.

My middle school has a feudalistic hierarchy:

Bob: Dude Joe, give me five bucks, or I'll shun you!
Joe: *quickly gives Bob five bucks*
Fred: Bob break up with your girlfriend and give me five bucks. Joe, you can give me five bucks too, or I will shun both of you!
Bob: *breaks up with girlfriend and give Fred five bucks*
Joe: *Gives Fred five bucks*

Aaaaah feudalism in action...

by Wellesely Fudge Cake June 20, 2006

Freudian Slope

Freudian Slope is an informal term for the change in the degree of a patient's neuroses resulting from psychoanalysis. It is usually used negatively as in the example below. The coinage is often attributed to Woody Allen, but there is no evidence for this in his screenplays or interviews.

Is your therapist helping you become less crazy?

Nah I've been sliding down the Freudian Slope.

by TheGameKat June 7, 2009

google feud

A way to feel like an idiot and lose your faith in humanity at the same time

hint: "gay" is almost always the top answer

lets play google feud! ... WTF? "Abortion is gay" is an answer?

by Sntcringe April 12, 2017

Sigmund Freud

Austrian psychiatrist, lived 1856-1939. Came up with things like the 'Oedipus complex', where apparently young males can become jealous of the father and want to fuck their own mothers. In my opinion, that could only happen if I were suddenly adopted by one of the Olsen twins... Hey! They're 18 now, it's open season!

If I could go back in time, I would go visit Sigmund Freud and kick him in the balls for being so stupid

by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004

Freudian Fuck

A Freudian Fuck occurs when you are having sex and the thought or image of your opporsite sex parent pops into your head.

"I was nailing this chick last night and all the sudden I thought about my mom. I kept banging her, even though it turned into a Freudian Fuck."

by SJP123 - T August 23, 2008

Freudian slip

A Freudian slip is when a person has a slip of the tongue, where they say one thing, but mean another. Named after Sigmund Freud who was a medical doctor, physiologist, and psychologist.

While watching a commercial advertising a laundry detergent, Lenny asks his girlfriend to pass him the phone, but instead, he says, "Babe, can you pass me the soap?"

by Alden Myrerin April 2, 2005

Freud

Freud is a famous psychologist considered by many to be the father of modern psychology. He is most remembered for his tendancy to read into what people are saying and respond with something like "You have a desire to return to the whom" or "You are a homosexual."

Also my nickname...don't know why

Freud: "The human mid is like an iceberg; it floats with only 1/7th of it's bulk above water.

by Freud December 7, 2004