facebookfiction

A facebook post that needs to be updated to coincide with lies told!!!

Man good thing you you used a little facebookfiction or Karen would have busted you!!

by vinny125125 February 27, 2011

Facebookcation

The act of placing your facebook account in suspended status to focus on more important things in life or to just avoid the drama.

Lee needed a facebookcation after realizing he spent more time on facebook than studying thus causing him to fail an exam.

by L33_1 November 22, 2011

facebookamentals

In computer science college program - the Fundamentals of Computer class where nobody is listening to the teachers and sits on facebook, chatting.

- You had facebookamentals today?
- Yeah man, nobody listened to the little endian

by Derpamentals September 23, 2011

Facebookstitute

Someone whose gains an above-average level of pleasure from posting something on Facebook or liking every status they come across.

Ned: "Kelly's such a facebookstitute, man. I caught her liking all of my comments."
Bob: "Wow, bro."

by The Bacon May 14, 2013

facebooksky

A trolling platform for mass distribution of Russian propaganda, formerly known as Facebook.

OMG, I read on Facebooksky today that next launch of the Falcon rocket will be used as pretext by the government to mass-convert children into druidism!

by vgribok February 21, 2018

Facebookalypse

The death scare of Facebook services while the service was unavailable for over 6 hours on October 4th, 2021. A lot of people started opening different social media accounts. It was a shit show.

Man, we survived through Facebookalypse. But just to be safe, let's open a Twitter account now.

by Facebookalypse October 4, 2021