fucking ass shit...

A long stream of obscenities uttered after something has gone wrong.

Aw man I spilled my coffee. Fucking ass shit...

by Bisexual_Bicycle October 13, 2016

fucked up shit

To have ones shit fucked up

After losing to TROGDOR Billy was depressed to the point of suicide. TROGDOR Fucked billy's shit up.

by NADROJ January 21, 2004

Fuck my shit

Any kind of bad break or bad luck.

"Fuck my shit" his king high straight beat my jack high.

by joseph greiman March 5, 2007

Fuck my shit

When you take a cool shaped shit, then freeze it and later, with a condom on it use it as a dildo or other sexually stimulating device.

"Aww kids! Look at this shit! It looks like a dick! Lets fuck my shit"

"OK Ma, I'll get the camera"

by fuck my shit May 6, 2008

fuck nigga shit

When something is done to purposely annoy another person, usually one or more black people.

The War on Drugs is just George Bush on some fuck nigga shit.

by Showtime2k8 October 10, 2008

fucked my shit

To defeat, obliterate, destroy, harm, or damage.

Derived from the euphemism "to fuck up," and "shit,"defined as objects or belongings.
Synonyms: own, pwn

Not to be confused with fuck shit up

That chem exam fucked my shit. I failed for sure.

by thehurricane7 October 5, 2010

Fuck-this-shit o'clock

Regardless of my shift time, it's time to leave work.

I'm so done. It's fuck-this-shit o'clock.

by Adventures in Blonde September 17, 2021