fuck the preposition-to be used when rewording a sentence to not end in a preposition would sound more awkward than ending in a preposition
I'd appreciate it if you didn't blow yourself up while I'm in Kansas...that would not be a pleasant thing to come home to (ftp)!!
by Dreadkiaili January 2, 2010

Fail to Proceed. Said in relation to Rolls-Royce Motor Cars.
Rolls-Royces never breakdown, they "fail to proceed".
Rolls-Royces never breakdown, they "fail to proceed".
The Ghost is more economical, with better comfort, road holding and more reliable, no FTP yet (with a higher mileage than the Crewe cars).
by Gustatory February 13, 2020

by $uicidegirl$ February 17, 2019

by Bacon hater November 25, 2019

acronym meaning for the pussy and can be used two ways
1. When someone (usually a guy) is being horny and checking out women and their *******.
2. When someone is showing weak mental or physical behavior and thus being a pussy. This can be expressed through weak physical condition, laziness, unwillingness to try new things, or extreme stupidity.
1. When someone (usually a guy) is being horny and checking out women and their *******.
2. When someone is showing weak mental or physical behavior and thus being a pussy. This can be expressed through weak physical condition, laziness, unwillingness to try new things, or extreme stupidity.
1. "Dude, seriously, I know that girl over there is sexy with that bikini but can you stop being FTP for just 30 more seconds and finish listening to what I'm trying to tell you?"
2. Person 1: "I know I promised, but I just don't feel like going to the gym. I'm too tired from doing absolutely nothing and don't feel like risking an injury."
Person 2: "Oh my fucking god you are such a lazy ass! Stop being FTP so much and come with me to the gym to get some meat on those toothpicks you call biceps."
2. Person 1: "I know I promised, but I just don't feel like going to the gym. I'm too tired from doing absolutely nothing and don't feel like risking an injury."
Person 2: "Oh my fucking god you are such a lazy ass! Stop being FTP so much and come with me to the gym to get some meat on those toothpicks you call biceps."
by tianang April 12, 2011

by Big Ol' Sausage August 12, 2022
