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Fraternal Nirvana

The highest level of frat possible for a bro to achieve.

One can only reach this sacred level by completing various tasks such as but not limited to:
- Purchasing and owning a Jeep (Cherokee not included)
- Losing virginity (Twice)
- Leaving no alcohol undrank at the function

- Being the hardest and steeziest jit at all gatherings

And many more that haven’t been discovered yet.

It is said that Fraternal Nirvana is just a legend and cannot possibly be achieved, but some die hard believers still cling to the hope that they may one day reach this legendary status.
Brodie 1: NAWW admiral toting the Jersey-Over-Hoodie combo, no way jit ain’t leaving with tail!
Brodie 2: Bombopreesh allat🤘Caught me tryna reach that Fraternal Nirvana.
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fateathan

Faylor is endgame. And sexy. M
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by anonymous May 16, 2022
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serial farter

A person who farts consecutively
That fat chick,Shila, is a serial farter.
by Deimos_dread December 15, 2017
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Deadbeat Farter

A person that farts and doesn’t/won’t claim it, or wanders away without taking responsibility.
“That was awful! Who shit?”
*crickets*
“It was probably the boss. He’s a deadbeat farter.”
by Cloverleaf February 22, 2021
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BRIAN'S FATE PART 2

GO SEE PART 1 FIRST YOU STUPID BIRD
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To this day, I can still hear his sweet scream of terror and torture, as his flesh stick to the heater and came apart before our eyes. And the sent! ohhh the smell of his burning flesh was something that one recall all his life.
But anyway, after our demonstration, we kidnapped brian and took him to the woods.
We scalped him, plucked his eyes out, pulled out his nails, and teared off his teeth to only threw them all at him.

He screamed the whole time, and to it we only yelled back "hahaha SHut up".
Then, we took him to our kitchen and at this point, he wasn't really screaming that much. His troath was too hoarse.
We took our time to cook him well, after all, we wanted our friends to have a good introduction to cannibalism.

The next day, they ate him. They didn't want to at first. But with a little convincing from our part (with may or may not have included threatening them to eat or be the next one that we serve) they all digested our dear Brian.
What we didn't tell them, is that we put a drug in Brian's blood. Now, they were addicted to human flesh.

And that, my friends, is the story of Brian's date and of how we got our class addicted to cannibalism.

Amen
Brian's fate part 2 is a tragic but necessary one. There were no avoiding his future. It was set in stone. Not even LADA DRACUL could have alternered it.

Amen
by ILOVEHUMANFLESHHIHIHI February 24, 2021
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Mercyful Fate

A Heavy Metal band from Denmark that formed in 1980, fronted by the extremely talented vocalist King Diamond. Along with Venom, Mercyful Fate's mixture of evil riffs and Satanic/occult lyrics helped inspire the Black Metal bands of the 80's, though thier music isn't usally considered "Black Metal".
Don't Break The Oath is one of the greatest metal albums of all time.
by I hate your Emo Haircut February 13, 2005
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Fate Grand Order

Acronym: FGO
Another mobile game
That reaally
Makes you salty
And pray for rng
Cuz of its rng
Person 1:Did you get Scatacth on Fate Grand Order?
Person 2:No my luck sucks hard
by NotaFaggotLikeYou November 28, 2017
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