Flonkledonking

The Act of Flapping Your arms around (flonkling) and continously shouting donkle for exactly 5 minutes. its a good workout i swear!

My favourite Past time is Flonkledonking!

by johnBob32 December 13, 2024

flötenkreis

one of the main instruments in the doohickey and thigamajiggar orchestra, looks like 10 flutes(???) with springs tied together in a circle. The springs help the flutes jump back up after being pressed(what the fuck??)to play the instrument.

the skibidingling casually and elegantly played the flötenkreis,voicing the oh so beatiful doohickey

by babanne_avcisi27 February 19, 2025

Floink

A word that is vulgar, used to be directed at someone or said in general. Acts in the same way as other vulgar words like fuck and bastard. As it acts like fuck it can be used in a sense like, fucking or fucker. Or if prefered in a more gentle approach, create, creator, and creating.

You and your buddies were in an argument, Joe: Dude you suck, go floink yourself.
Aaron: I know your girl will he floinking be tonight so I won't have to.
You: Ladies settle down, we all know Joe is a floinker anyways.

by Creamandsuagrpls May 19, 2025

Flonked

verb (past tense)

To get stuck in a tire-width ice well in an alleyway.

"I got my car flonked"
"Can you help me get my car unflonked"

by mmmmmykesmm February 4, 2026

Tommy flonker

Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.

Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same

by papijohn November 21, 2017

Dingus flonker

it is the long dying penis of a whale. The word can be used instead of the word doofus or idiot

wow john you are such a dingus flonker

by Flooper crankle February 25, 2019