Feed the Ferret

The act of penetrative sex between male/female. The female's genitalia is known as the 'Ferret' and the male's is the 'Feeder'.

Must be feed until full.
Johnny: "Dude, did you feed the Ferret at Cindy's last night" ?

Phil: "fuck yeah I did"
by MolesP June 16, 2012
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Cotch Ferret

A cotch ferret refers to a person (the cotcher)
a cotch ferret is a person who like many of us, feels the need to be comfortable everywhere they go, and regularly snuggles up in other peoples beds without prior invite.
by davesspainiard January 20, 2010
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bag of ferrets

utterly mental or possibly furious to the point of no control
'What do I think of George W.? - Mad as a bag of ferrets!'

'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'
by Jondo March 4, 2008
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Chutney Ferret

A term used to describe a homosexual.
"I say James old chap, your friend over there looks like a right old Chutney Ferret"
by shreddiesandcream November 9, 2009
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chutney ferret

A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus
by Spyke March 20, 2003
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lip ferret

Guy 1: Woah, did you see that guys lip ferret?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was rather intense.
by crockpot April 4, 2009
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Eternal Ferret

A pathetic mammalian creature who attempted to challenge the Gods of the Internet, Clock Spider and Limecat. The threat posed by the ferret appeared to be sufficient for His Limeness and the spider to make a brief truce and take it on. As soon as the fight started, Eternal Ferret was distracted by the shininess of Clock Spider's severed ninth leg (mounted in the sky, of course). Limecat swiped him, and he was scattered into oblivion.
Eternal Ferret is dead, another notch in Limecat's lime.
by The High Priest of Limecat February 27, 2004
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