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Feline Foot 'n Joy

The world's first "Hands Free" cat toy invented by Josh M. Burns.
Dang, Marth! You look like you've lost 20 pounds after playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy! Whiskers, too!

My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.
by Hydrobrew May 13, 2011
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Felin

A fat little girl who only eat mac Donald burgers and wears tiny clothes and laugh at anything
Boy: your fat go home oh wait you'll probably get tired the first hundred meters!!

Felin: HAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mr poopybutttthole May 2, 2017
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Ferocious Feline

Horny or overly aggressive female
Similar too; thirsty Monkees (male version)
Geez! Aren't chuu a Ferocious Feline! Who let the lion off the leash to play?
by HeyitzHelium May 3, 2022
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CATS (FELINES)

A cat registry or cat breed registry, also known as a cat fancier organisation, cattery federation, or cat breeders' association, is an organisation that registers domestic cats (usually purebred) of many breeds, for exhibition and for breeding lineage tracking purposes. A cat registry stores the pedigrees (genealogies) of cats, cattery names, and other details of cats; studbooks (lists of authorised studs of recognised breeds), breed descriptions, and the formal breed standards (a.k.a. standards of points or SoP); lists of judges qualified to judge at shows run by or affiliated with that registry; and sometimes other information. A cat registry is not the same as a breed club or breed society (these are specific-breed organisations that may be affiliated with one or more registries with whom they have lodged breed standards in order to be able to exhibit under the auspices of that registry). Cat registries each have their own rules and usually also organise or license (sanction) cat shows. The show procedures vary widely, and awards won in one registry are not normally recognised by another. Some registries only serve breeders, while others are oriented toward pet owners and provide individual as well as cattery memberships, while yet others are federations only deal with breed clubs or even other registries as intermediaries between the organisation and breeders.
by Zoey Leggott December 13, 2018
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Feline Finger Trap

The act of two males pig roasting a member of the felis catus (house cat) family whilst touching tips. The member by or may not become ensnared, depending on skill level.
During my threesome with Jason and his cat scooter, I was forced to sedate scooter after he pulled a surprise feline finger trap, nearly severing Jason's member.
by Eyeheart2bone July 22, 2012
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Fly Feline

A varient on the term 'cool cat,' a term used to describe incredibly cool bros and hoes.
by macjagger December 18, 2011
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handsome feline

Any cat (usually male), that you are physically attracted to and would be willing to start a relationship with.
Person 1: “you see that handsome feline over there?”
Person 2: “ya i’d smash”
by handsomefeline June 13, 2018
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