I was at a funeral and had to give a speech on behalf of my dead grandmother when suddenly I just started to whack out my finest fortnite dances! How epic! I probably have FDS (Fortnite Dance Syndrome)
by Epic Gamer Perkele October 11, 2020
Yo, Rachel is back with her ex?? Even though he cheated on her?? Yes, bit she suffers from FDS (First Dick Syndrome)
by Tylg2999 October 1, 2017
A spreading epedimeic for males ages 15-25. This tragic life altering FOON is caused by abstinence. The affects include but are not limited to the curvature of the male penis and shrinking of the male scrodum.
Can be prevented by: regular kinky monkey sex with dirty kinky sluts, eating out lots of pussies, and stimulating your shaft and anal canal simultaniously (@ the same time).
Can be prevented by: regular kinky monkey sex with dirty kinky sluts, eating out lots of pussies, and stimulating your shaft and anal canal simultaniously (@ the same time).
MOTO: get your groove on not your FOON on!
Racheal: "Let's have sex!"
Craig: "Yeee!"
Racheal: *pulls down craig's pants* "Eww is that shit a foon?!
Craig: "Yeah I have Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)." *sad*
Racheal: "Lets fuck it back to normal!"
Racheal: "Let's have sex!"
Craig: "Yeee!"
Racheal: *pulls down craig's pants* "Eww is that shit a foon?!
Craig: "Yeah I have Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)." *sad*
Racheal: "Lets fuck it back to normal!"
by yourslut February 11, 2011
The all-consuming, incomprehensible rage old rich people get when talking how about much Facebook is worth because of how silly they think it is. Specifically applies to the very rich who might invest in it. The Wall Street Journal publishes front-page stories on Facebook stock price while it puts normal company prices in the back, which aggravates the disease.
My boss heard Facebook's janitor bought a new Ferrari and he jumped out the window. Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS) fatality number 489.
by Tederator March 5, 2011
Falling Down Stairs Syndrome, or FDS, is an ailment that afflicts assclowns.
Symptoms:
Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.
Secondary symptoms:
Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.
Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.
Symptoms:
Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.
Secondary symptoms:
Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.
Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.
Hey Bro, you actually shouldn't laugh right at him because as far as we know there's no known cure for FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS); have some compassion.
by N@alie October 3, 2014
Something me and my friend do regularly on Discord. (FRIEND ME PLEASR EPALSPLEPALPDLEPALSPLESE TheEndCultist#6969 no seriously I got nitro and if that doesnt work then do TheEndCultist#5021)
Me:
fg fd gs dfg sd fgf dg
Friend:
spammmmm
yeeeeee
lsdla;sd
as
d
dd
Me:
g
afgx
asxg
adx
gx
opera gx
gag
ggxg
xxg
gx
xg
xg
gg
xg
xg
xg
fg fd gs dfg sd fgf dg
Friend:
spammmmm
yeeeeee
lsdla;sd
as
d
dd
Me:
g
afgx
asxg
adx
gx
opera gx
gag
ggxg
xxg
gx
xg
xg
gg
xg
xg
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by TheEndCultist June 4, 2021