a BIG ass fuckin dildo, most of the time is double sided. the chick screws the 2 ends together (o=====+=====o) ,then she sticks it up the guys ass and then proceeds to fuck the excalibur.
-friend: Man, why the hell are u walking all retarded and shit?!?!?!?
-the victim: I was real drunk... that fuckin bitch tied me down,...and then...and then she...she pulled out the EXCALIBUR!!! :(
-the victim: I was real drunk... that fuckin bitch tied me down,...and then...and then she...she pulled out the EXCALIBUR!!! :(
by Mr. Bo Jangles April 16, 2007
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ex·act·ly
adv:
In an exact manner; accurately.
In all respects; just: Do exactly as you please.
As you say. Used to indicate agreement.
ex·act·ly
adv:
In an exact manner; accurately.
In all respects; just: Do exactly as you please.
As you say. Used to indicate agreement.
by bagelz July 8, 2004
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Exactamundo is the way English people pronounce the Spanish word Exactamente, that means: Exactly...
by martin martin May 1, 2009
Get the Exactamundo mug.This word is a combination of the words exactly and actually. Used when it is unclear whether it is more appropriate to use exactly or actually, and/or it is best fit to use both simultaneously.
by AW3$0M3$ September 28, 2005
Get the exactually mug.A sex move where you penetrate your partner's anus by surprise, and when they're yelling/screaming "Get it out! Take it out!", you continue penetrating and say "Sorry, you'll have to wait till the King gets here."
Bonus points when you're about to orgasm, you yell "The King has arrived and wants to share Exalibur!" and pull out, stick it in your partner's mouth, and jizz.
Bonus points when you're about to orgasm, you yell "The King has arrived and wants to share Exalibur!" and pull out, stick it in your partner's mouth, and jizz.
by SnakeBiter October 20, 2009
Get the The Excalibur mug.When you're having sex with a girl and just as you're climaxing you pretend that you're penis is stuck. Then, you pull it out with your hand and yell "Excalibur!" as you beat off on the girl (or guy if that's what you're into).
"Dude, if you add "excalibur," it's gonna be like the fiftieth sex move on Urban Dictionary involving skeeting on a girl."
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