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Everett (Evett)

Aka "Ultra Feminist"

Everett is the most kind and caring guy you will ever meet. If you ever get the chance to hangout with him you should take it. He's an adrenaline junkie and will do anything just cuz. He loves all animals and is great with kids. He's fantastic and loving and when he says he loves you he truly means it. He will always be there for you and will always be open and honest. He is a sucker for a fire and could sit at them for hours just talking. He's the kind of person you can have a serious conversation with and seek comfort in and then 2 seconds later you're discussing the names of some squirrels who you decide are dating. He's anyone's favorite person to be around regardless of what you're doing. If you're so lucky to have an Everett in your life don't ever let him go. <3
If Everett were around, life would be easier.

"If Everett (Evett) were here we would definitely be having a fire."
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everetts sister

did u hear about everetts sister
by biastitan495 April 23, 2019
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Phoenix Everett

An emotionally unstable boy with trust issues that never got over his high school bad boy phase.
Person 1: Who is that sulking in the corner?
Person 2: I don’t know he gives me Phoenix Everett vibes...
by djenrhrnrndnnd December 9, 2020
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Everett Style

Moshing like you are wearing a windbreaker, the God's Hate spinkick tested shorts, and black air force ones all at once. Moving with the reckless abandon that can only come from living in Everett WA
Yo, did you see that dude going Everett style? He just kicked my tooth out.
by anonymous September 28, 2023
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Everett

Everett is so based. He loves talking trash and if you are with him you feel like you control society. Everett is viciously straight but he secretly wants to come out as gay. Everett wants a woman that will take control of him and peg him.
Wow Everett, I cant believe you said that about women!
by (-1-) November 25, 2021
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After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…
Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”
by virginphobic November 25, 2021
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Everett Door Stop

Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.
Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
by BoredRD June 13, 2013
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