Eugene

Eugene is a nice guy, he's suffered torment from being made fun of at school for his name, he is above all and smarter than all, he will also be your boss in 10 years just you wait. He is NOT a school shooter and will NOT tip a fedora at you. Please be nice to him.

"Hey you know Eugene?"
"The kid thats gets bullied all the time?"
"Yea I feel bad for him"
"same"

by enegue123 June 16, 2021

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A business teacher who has Aladdin floating on his head saying ay at his employers at Cadburys. He also gets pissed off when being shown galaxy

Eugene: Ay get to work

by Matt ( B4ne) Stephens March 19, 2019

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A fucked up minded perverted bitch who fucks dolls and shoots schools and we’re dusty ass Walmart brand polo and a fedora

A Eugene is the wired kid at school who says he gets pussy but really fucks dolls

by IsThatKody April 9, 2020

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A Eugene is unique creature who wears a fedora and a trench coat. On its free time it shoots up schools and follows people with cameras for entertainment.

Duck and cover! Eugene is reaching into his backpack

by A Eugene September 20, 2016

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An absolute loser. A male “specimen” who has little to no social life/skills, unathletic, eats at lunch with no one near his vicinity, and most likely partakes in dance performances and drama class at school. Can be easily identified by playing computer games at school frequently, wearing long sleeves black clothes and boots, pale skin, and the infamous fedora.

Person 1: “What’s wrong with that kid over there?”
Person 2: “ He’s a Eugene, don’t mess with him or he’ll shoot up the school.”

by Riskology May 9, 2018

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