Not what everyone thinks! not the blonde bimbo in white stilletos and up for anything! theres only a few of them around!
by laura April 26, 2005
Typicaly Males from essex with superior driving abilitys over normal road users in any part of the counrty
by Mrcus Gnet April 5, 2004
A dirty Irish man known for tongue-punching fart boxes until the break of day. Favorite sayings include but are not limited to: Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.
Two in the ‘ooh la la’, one in the caca.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve.
Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver.
Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her.
Two in the bird, one in the turd.
Two in the blood, one in the mud.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the cheese, one in the whiz.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clam, one in the SHAZAAM
Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
Two in the cockpit, one where the jock sits.
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
Two in the coo, one in the poo.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.
Two in the ‘ooh la la’, one in the caca.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve.
Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver.
Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her.
Two in the bird, one in the turd.
Two in the blood, one in the mud.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the cheese, one in the whiz.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clam, one in the SHAZAAM
Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
Two in the cockpit, one where the jock sits.
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
Two in the coo, one in the poo.
by Princess PooPooPants June 25, 2010
A typically cheap, promiscuous, unintelligent and tarty girl who is obsessed with fake tan, tacky clothing, and shagging blokes indiscriminantly.
She is usually lathered in copious amounts of orange-tinted fake tan, sometimes streaky and patchy, a short miniskirt or dress that barely covers her butt, ridiculously uncomfortable stilleto heels, cleavage fully exposed, very often over-processed and peroxided hair, and nearly always fake nails and accessory-overload. When she and her mates go out, there is seemingly only one purpose for it: snagging blokes and shagging them.
Whilst her clothes and attitude display simplistic, loud and vulgar hooker, her attitude tends to be arrogant, bitchy, expletive-ridden and prone to starting verbal and physical fights with other women. She is obsessed with her own looks, vain and very competitive.
You can spot her a mile away, usually in a small or larger group of other Essex women, eyeing off the men in bars, and tend to target potentially rich men who they can 'bag' and getting shouted free drinks by. She often pauses behind the bar next to a man before ordering and desperately tries to flirt with him in hope he will buy her a drink so that she doesn't have to open her purse.
She is usually lathered in copious amounts of orange-tinted fake tan, sometimes streaky and patchy, a short miniskirt or dress that barely covers her butt, ridiculously uncomfortable stilleto heels, cleavage fully exposed, very often over-processed and peroxided hair, and nearly always fake nails and accessory-overload. When she and her mates go out, there is seemingly only one purpose for it: snagging blokes and shagging them.
Whilst her clothes and attitude display simplistic, loud and vulgar hooker, her attitude tends to be arrogant, bitchy, expletive-ridden and prone to starting verbal and physical fights with other women. She is obsessed with her own looks, vain and very competitive.
You can spot her a mile away, usually in a small or larger group of other Essex women, eyeing off the men in bars, and tend to target potentially rich men who they can 'bag' and getting shouted free drinks by. She often pauses behind the bar next to a man before ordering and desperately tries to flirt with him in hope he will buy her a drink so that she doesn't have to open her purse.
Jock: mate, what did you get up to last night?
Dai: took home an Essex Girl, brov. not even one drink and she was mine. shagged me silly. gave me blowies in the car home. Starting to get a bit worried though...I've developed an itch down there...
Dai: took home an Essex Girl, brov. not even one drink and she was mine. shagged me silly. gave me blowies in the car home. Starting to get a bit worried though...I've developed an itch down there...
by Cool_Cat August 16, 2010
by EssexAmi January 20, 2008
West essex is made of four towns, fairfield, roseland, north caldwell. Bunch of hoes but the bestest friendships are made. We have those rich snotty girls but we also have the regular girls who dont care about brands. We have the hottest boys in the area. Parties every weekend and ranking top in the state is just what we do. We are close to the city for fancy dinners or dts for summer or the mountains for winter. Generations of familes go to west essex and once you leave you wish to come back.
by Westessexisbetter January 14, 2018
A phrase referring to the tattoo commonly located on the lower back of females of the peasant underclass. Its origins can be traced back to areas of Essex although the trend has become widespread across the country. The tattoo can be spotted in the area between the jeans/thong and the shirt of the lady and is distinguishable by its resemblance to a diagram of a female's uterus and ovaries (although they feebly claim it is tribal art).
"She's got an Essex Spine…and therefore must have a caravan and a host of venereal diseases to match."
by Patrick Antonis August 16, 2006