Epeen

A misspelled portmanteau of "electronic" and "penis", the word originally stemmed from online games such as First-person Shooters (FPS) and Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games (MMORPG), but is becoming increasingly common in other areas of the Internet. Epeen is suggestive of an Oedipus complex, whereby the individual struggles with their sexuality and real life environment, displacing all energy towards bettering their life in the virtual world.

Player 1: WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS KILL THE BLOOD GUARDS? ARE YOU FKING RETARDED?
Player 2: umadbro?
Player 3: i think he has an epeen
Player 1: WTF WTF PLAYER 2 HAS A FISHING POLE EQUIPPED!!
Player 2: umadbro? awww lil epeen needs a time out
Player 1: Fine, I admit it, I talk in caps angrily because my life sucks, I have a small penis, and my mother beats me.
Player 3: hahahahh
Player 2: hahahaahahahah good.

by dontcallmewhite June 15, 2011

Epenus group

The coolest player in the game "Runescape" Ownage staker, lurer, and pker, and isn't lacking down low.

Epenus group is like the sex.

by Bb made me post December 3, 2006

epeezy

a person that is educated but acts urban

hey my name is eric, but people call me g money
ok u grew up in a nice are u epeezy

by Gregeroy October 15, 2007

ePenis

The large apendage attatched to geeks on the internet. (aparently)

Qube got slapped in the face by generals huge e-penis

by general_specific July 3, 2003

ePenis

The Size you wish it really were. People with low self esteem or a big ego will generaly claim a big ePenis, the only one truely worthy of such claims are the 1337 (Subliminal)

See also ePussy

Joe: Hey sue, I got a 10 inch Penis
Sue: W0W! *Closes window* My names not really sue, im bob, and I have a ePussy.

by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005

Eperd

Stealing, or to steal
To take something without permission

Guy: "Hey man watch the security cameras for me, I want to eperd this shirt".
Friend: "Iight dude but hurry up, the security guards are watching. Hey eperd me a shirt too will ya?"
Guy: "Sure thing!"

by Subnoctive January 25, 2010

Eperou

@everyone @Server Admin @Gae

Eperou = idfk

by Fucking Penis m8 @everyone February 5, 2019