A lyerquaducker with an obsessive, sexual behaviour towards older teachers, mentors, piano accompanist’s, and assholes who play tenor saxophone. She is friends with many great, pure, and innocent human beings that hold in their heads much intellect. Besides one of her friends who’s a dimwit jackass that’s horny 24/7 and hates steamed spinach. She discerns everyone as looking like Frederick Douglass, a notable abolitionist during the Antebellum and Civil War era. She even thinks that you, the reader, is Frederick Douglass and, upon seeing your visage, she will instantaneously remark that you were so influential during the 19th century. She is a beautiful soul with pretty eyes, a beautiful name, and (as weird as this compliment sounds) pretty lips. She has a good personality, a broken sense of humour, and is a very passionate lyerquaducker. She’s amazing, however, will never be as amazing as the sound of her brother’s beatboxing.
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Elisabeth hasselbeck the crazy bimbo who never voted prior to her job on the view now thinks she knows everything there is to know about politics, oh yeah because she watches fox news!!!!! Innit.
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