Egotestical

(Egotistical) ( douchebag) A guy with balls the size of his ego- who thinks he has an unfair advantage and is a cut above everyone else

Always find egotestical guys like that in the locker room who think they are God’s gift to women

He couldn’t stop bragging about his nut sack . He’s so egotestical!

by Muby April 29, 2019

Emotasticle

A word meaning extremely awesome in an emo way.

Katy: Oh! Those are such cool pants!!

Joe: I know!! Their emotasticle!

by KatyKinkyKatastrophy May 4, 2010

emotastic

something/someone that is fantastic, in an emo way!
emo + fantastic = emotastic!! hahah get it?.... tehe.

"Wowzer. That photo is seriously emotastic."

"You put too many definitions on urbandictionary that relate to Emo. That makes you lame." "No, it makes me emotastic"

by xXluvable.little.anonymous.emo.chickXx July 26, 2006

Egotistical

someone who would only have sex with themselves.

Sorry ladies, i'm egotistical, i'm an egosexual

by Jen Shultz August 6, 2007

egotistical douchebag

asshole or bastard pertaining to a guy.

you are such egotistical douchebag. asshole bastard

by psychotic doll October 26, 2013

Egotestical

Noun - Powerful men who have affairs. Their ego enlarges to the point that they feel their manhood can take them wherever it wants to go without repercussions.

Elliot Spitzer or Shpritz-her, former governor of New York, was accused by his wife of being egotestical after he got caught with a $4000/hr hooker

by Dan Parsont August 1, 2008

egotist

1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm

Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.

by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009