Emperor Mong

Malevolent cosmic being directly responsible for the World's ills and for those (in retrospect) idiotic decisions we've all made from time to time.

Emperor Mong: Go on, one more beer won't hurt.
Emperor Mong: Of course, she thinks you are irresistible.
Emperor Mong: The police aren't checking anyone for alcohol tonight, they are all in the station having one themselves!

by chrysalis May 3, 2011

Gold Experience Requiem

no

King Crimson: hey imma erase time real quick
Gold Experience Requiem: no
King Crimson: ok

by Tameko October 8, 2020

girl friend experience

an female escort who provides more then just sex.

besides great sex, she provided the girl friend experience such as kissing, cuddling, and hugging

by Eddie O'Hair November 13, 2007

character building experience

Any personal happening that is so absolutely awful, embarrassing, or painful that, in order to make one feel better about it, its very existence must be given some sort of arbitrary purpose, such as "building character."

My home is at least five miles away and I have no car, no money, and no pants. Now, to get there. This'll be a character building experience.

by itselll March 4, 2011

herbal essences experience

Getting freaky in the shower

I can't wait till I get to her house for that Herbal Essences Experience.

by Steph I know you didn't just look this up June 11, 2006

experience points

A type of drug more addictive than crack and nicotine by a factor of infinity. A unit to measure the march of our meaningless lives. Progress, digitized and palpable. The currency of the soul. The slow triumph against entropy. The basic human need.

When we die, those who have collected enough xp will become one with the mind of god.

See also level-up

187349 xp till next level.
934937 xp till apotheosis.

Says the sage Vatsayana:
"In life, there is no DING to assure us of the fruits of our labor. But do not falter my son. You need not turn to the darkness of RPG's. The true DING comes from within."

by PISTOLsINstack July 25, 2004

esper

A human being born capable of using telepathy and other paranormal mental abilities.
Alternative spelling: ESPer
ESP stands for "Extra Sensory Perception".

How would he know what I was thinking just now? Is he an esper or something?

by Cracked_Little_Mask December 25, 2006