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Nuclear fusion explosion

Nuclear reaction which happens when Kim Kardashian farts. It is caused by extreme pressure between the cheeks of her butt, which forces hydrogen atoms to fuse with one another, creating a chain reaction which annihilates all forms of life from the surface of Earth, except her followers.
- Daaamn have you seen that nuclear fusion explosion?

- Eh, probably Kim Kardashian ate some lime beans again.
by 32121 July 25, 2016
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Harvard Extension School

The backdoor into Harvard. Despite its lack of prestige due to its open enrollment, graduates somehow end up getting into top ranked graduate schools, and coveted jobs. Yet they only paid 1/4 of the price for pretty much the same degree as the "real" Harvard students.
Person 1: "Where did you go to college"
Person 2: "Harvard Extension School"
Person 1: "What's that?"
Person 2: "The evening classes at Harvard"
Person 1: "Oh so you're not a real Harvard student? Well at least I went to the real University at Yale"
Person 2: "Yeah have fun with that, now I'm going to go back to my job at Goldman Sachs, and destroy the economy some more, while you have fun paying off your massive loans that I own."
by The living coconut January 10, 2014
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romance explosion

Literal translation of Kazakhstani coital euphemism. Popularised in the West by Central Asia's most recognisable media personality, Borat Sagdiyev.
I looking for nice Western girl with yellow hairs, plow experience, and little or no history of mental retardation in family, to be my wife and to make romance explosion inside. I will buy for you red dress, two sturdy shoes, and colour tv with wireless remote clicker.
by Iacob. November 10, 2008
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anal explosion

When you fart so hard and so loud, it seems as if your ass might have exploded. You check to see if you ass is still there, but to your suprise, your ass still exists, and with it, you have left feces in your pants.
"Did you hear that?"

"Did I hear that? I felt it! That guy must have had an anal explosion!"
by Kyle Berliner December 9, 2008
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Creamy White Explosion

A hit song that became a world wide exclusive late 2007 by Ilia Hasselhoff, a suprise hit by the up and coming Russian rapper from NY

A new style for the artist whose chorus included vocals from Irish composer RGP

The song was met with controversy by Womens rights groups as well as over the recognizable line "Im a fuckin artist, hey look im Nelly"
Lyric Example:

"Creamy, creamy white explosion!"
"All over your face"
"I wont be accepted cuz im from a different race!"
by Shawna @ IC April 23, 2008
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Meth Lab Explosion

An explosion that takes place within a meth lab. Usually caused by some dumbass kicking over some chemicals cause they decided to get high one to many times. The explosion kills most of the people inside or gives them severe chemical burns and blinds them.
"Hey dude, pass me some meth."
"OK"
(10 minutes later)
"I think I'm gonna go get a beer."
(kicks over dangerous chemicals)
"SHIT"
(meth lab explosion)
police find bodies
by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008
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Expanding Family Syndrome

the annoying tendency of family groups in stores and other public places to spread out and block access for other shoppers or patrons. seen more often during the holiday shopping seasons, but can occur at any time. EFS can cause unsuspecting people to be forced hard against walls, merchandise displays, etc., or to have to detour around the family group to get at something of interest. similar to groups of aircraft, families often spread into various "vee" formations, echelons, and the dreaded "random EFS," past which nothing can pass, not even light.
this past christmas while shopping at a well-known discount department store, i was accosted by a family of four walking in a row across the aisle. as i was checking out items to purchase, the family came upon me, the dad saying "excuse us," as if i had anyplace else to go. i chose to stand my ground, causing the mom to glare at me and the family to pass me single-file. in this manner i prevented an outbreak of Expanding Family Syndrome.
by earpuller April 27, 2006
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