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Dried

The newest compliment to hit the streets of New Zealand.

Used as an adjective it means:

1. Extremely impressive; inspiring great admiration.

2. Extremely good; excellent.

Similar to awesome cool and primo
"You should have seen how dried his blackflip was!"
by Moon_Maiden October 11, 2011
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dried pineapple

When a man's partner sucks his dick too far and gags. The partner proceeds to throw up into the man's ass, and eats out the barf with dried pineapple like one would eat salsa.
Patrick: Whats that shit around Hannah's mouth?
Adam: You didn't hear? She gave Nick a dried pineapple.
by Yo Fresh May 24, 2007
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rag drier

the art of hanging up used condoms on a clothesline, washing em, and drying them out, then re-using them
yo phil yous a muthafucking rag drier!!!
by jethro jenkins June 16, 2006
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Dried out

1. A symptom of abstinence (often involuntary) found in males who have been devoid of sexual intimacy for an interim of 6 months or more.

2. Subsidiary of dry spell.
Dr. Virile: Are you sexually active?

Mr. Sadpeep: NO I haven't gotten any in like 7 months...

Dr. Virile: I see, so this fatigue and trouble urinating started recently?

Mr. Sadpeep:Yeah Doc, do you know whats wrong with me?

Dr. Virile: unfortunately son you are dried out, my diagnosis is D.O.S: Dried out syndrome.

Mr. Sadpeep: OH MY GOD.

Dr. Virile: Its serious but treatable, I'm going to write a prescription for a beautiful woman, its a drug know as nymphotrin and it counteracts your symptoms by satisfying sexual impulses...just apply it to your penis and you should be fine, if your condition worsens you may be gay, then I advise a stronger dosage of another drug. In any case somebody needs to hit that, get down, and rock your cock, capisce?
by DeViOuSdml April 23, 2008
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dried fruit

"I appreciate when my date is a person not dried fruit."
by the hardest I have tried April 18, 2019
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driedplaydough

DRIEDPLAYDOUGH IS SO COOL. SHES MY FAVORITE MUTUAL AAAAA. I LOVE YOU SM. DRIEDPLAYDOUGH IS SO FUNNY, COOL, AND AMAZING! BEST MOOT EVER ❤️
did u see @driedplaydough’s new video on TikTok? she is so cool 🤩
by #1driedplaydoughfan May 15, 2022
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dried apricot

nickname for the man sack, resembling the wrinkly skin of a dried apricot.
"i'll never understand how gay guys go down on guys.. i mean... its like having your face slapped by a dried apricot while choking to death on a hotdog!!"
by ME!!!!!! May 17, 2006
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