DragonForce

An instance in which a band or live act's performance is so horrid and horendously attrocious that they rival that of the modern Rock band.

Wow man! That band's performance was horrible! That was a total DragonForce.

by Scott Rider July 25, 2008

DragonForce

The utmost extreme in power metal. Their music so great and soul fulfilling that it even has the power to revive the dead. Whilst listening to DragonForce, you will be commanded by the tunes to jump up out of your chair and begin a massive air guitar session, no matter how long the song is. Just pray that the song you are jamming to doesn't happen to be Fury of the Storm or Black Winter Night, for you will attain a severe wrist cramp 1000x worse than a jerker's cramp.

In fact, open up LimeWire, Bitcomet, Shareaza, or whatever, and download any DragonForce song, and you shall be uplifted. Your soul shall be cleansed of that horrible rap music, and you shall be set on a journey that far surpasses that of Magic Mushrooms.

"Holy shit dude, those DragonForce guys are fucking pimps! Their music is so fast! I think I should go to my grandpa's grave now!"

1st dude - "Dude, what the hell happened to your arm?"
2nd dude - "Fucking DragonForce, man. I've been air riffing this shit since Friday afternoon..."

by Kryzer September 06, 2007

dragonforce

The best band ever formed, consisting of the best musicians from all around the world. One from South Africa, one from Hong Kong, one from Ukraine, one from New Zealand, one from Scotland, one from France. Formed in London. Some consider their real identities to be mere cover-ups, and believe they are in fact multiple-armed angels from another dimension.

And, lo, it was said;
Through the fire and the flames,
They would carry on.
Dragonforce 7:24

by fuckyoucracker!!! November 09, 2007

DragonForcing

v. The act of making your songs sound the same.

I was too lazy to think up some more lyrics for our band, so I just started DragonForcing it.

by Toxicity14 November 27, 2007

dragonforce

Another boring power metal band with a singer that sounds like his nuts are caught in a vice. They would be a great band with a real singer. Just too bad to see these talented musicians with such a terrible singer.

Waaaaah! I'm screaming like I have my nuts in a vice! -singer of dragonforce

by ffhk1 May 19, 2006

dragonforce

An incredibly overrated powermetal band. Their fingertapping guitarists lack true skill, proved at their incredibly sloppy live shows. The members of dargonforce are so conceded about their music that they refer to themselves as "extreme" powermetal, when in fact they are all talentless douchebags. Their fanbase is mainly prepubesant boys who utterly fail at music.

Dude 1: "omg i love dragonforce"

Dude 2: "you fail at life. go listen to a real powermetal band like firewind."

by .anon March 01, 2010

DragonForce

A"inhuman" force in the music industry. The most intense power metal band known to any form of life.If you don't like chest pounding double bass, string splitting guitar and bass licks, or gut wrenching metal vox.....which is the equivalent to a roller coaster that relentlessly tosses you around non-stop throughout the ride, i strongly suggest you don't even think about listening to CD's such as Inhuman Rampage, Sonic Firestorm, or Valley of the Damned. These band members are truly gods amongst men. How you ask?

The rain is from Herman Li's guitar crying for mercy.
The wind is Herman Li's blistering sweep picking.
One time at a campfire, the fire went out. Luckily Herman was there because he started shredding on acoustic and the friction of his fingers set his guitar ablaze, and yes, they then did have fire.
Thunder is David's pounding double bass.
these are a few examples of the sheer POWER that is Dragonforce

by Jordan Z. December 20, 2007