"Jimmy and Frank played the dozens and Jimmy was winning until he said somethin' about Frank's Mama."
by Tone Def February 25, 2005

Anything that is plentiful with little value. Possibly this phrase originated in the early 1900's as a sale discount for candies that cost a penny.
by Jason Warren October 26, 2003

by takeonepc January 25, 2004

When one male has sexual relations with twelve females simultaneously.
While laying on an assless table, (1)one female rides the male in such a position that (2)another can teabag said subjects testicles. The (3)female under the assless table will be tossing subjects salad. (4,5) Two females will be placed at the foot of the table sucking the subjects toes. (6) Another female will be preforming a mustache ride. With the subjects free hands, said subject will be preforming a modified vulcan on (7,8,9) three females. One will have the subjects thumb; another index and pointer; and last ring and pinky. The same will be preformed by the other hand. (10,11,12)
*Note Please see Vulcan, Mustache ride, Teabag, Tossing salad
While laying on an assless table, (1)one female rides the male in such a position that (2)another can teabag said subjects testicles. The (3)female under the assless table will be tossing subjects salad. (4,5) Two females will be placed at the foot of the table sucking the subjects toes. (6) Another female will be preforming a mustache ride. With the subjects free hands, said subject will be preforming a modified vulcan on (7,8,9) three females. One will have the subjects thumb; another index and pointer; and last ring and pinky. The same will be preformed by the other hand. (10,11,12)
*Note Please see Vulcan, Mustache ride, Teabag, Tossing salad
I just had myself a fucker's dozen with the entire New England Patriots Cheerleading squad last night!!
by MtD "making the dozen" May 21, 2006

I entered the "No usage of words thought to be way too long when actually short" club and there were half a dozen guys armed with bats looking at me.
by Ekker October 14, 2014

That case of wine was a wino's dozen, there were only 9 bottles in the box. I wonder where the rest of them went?
by ceebeegeebeethree December 27, 2011

EX 1:
Dave: Do you want to want to take 1 car or 2? I can fit everybody in mine
Jamie: Two cars. It'll be a homos dozen if we take just 1.
EX 2:
Jamie: Check out that Taurus with 5 dudes in it. A total homos dozen
Steele: What a bunch of tools.
Dave: Do you want to want to take 1 car or 2? I can fit everybody in mine
Jamie: Two cars. It'll be a homos dozen if we take just 1.
EX 2:
Jamie: Check out that Taurus with 5 dudes in it. A total homos dozen
Steele: What a bunch of tools.
by Avoca1 July 19, 2010
