A version of the Downtowner. This act once again involves a big, burley, bearded man and a woman and the act of oral sex on a woman. The aforementioned oral sex must be performed on a sex swing, play ground swing, or pulley and harness system suspending male and female in mid air. This if executed properly will end in a sixty nine position and motorboating should occur.
Guy 1: Tom is a freaking genius!
Guy 2: This again...
Guy 1: Yeah! Tom pulled a downtown airporter.
Guy 2: Really? With this weird sex stuff again? Why am I not suprised?
Guy 1: Oh for sure, He totally Downtown airportered this girl rock climbing last week. I saw his pictures of it on the internet.
Guy 2: Dude you really need a life.
Guy 2: This again...
Guy 1: Yeah! Tom pulled a downtown airporter.
Guy 2: Really? With this weird sex stuff again? Why am I not suprised?
Guy 1: Oh for sure, He totally Downtown airportered this girl rock climbing last week. I saw his pictures of it on the internet.
Guy 2: Dude you really need a life.
by Mr.Digg July 13, 2010

by vroomster February 18, 2009

DOWNTOWN FUCKTOWN is the absolute epicentre of fucktown.
Please see fucktown for a further description
Please see fucktown for a further description
"Were gonna take this situation to downtown fucktown here boys if you don't stop sitting on my car..."
"Oh mate is was terrible! She caught me in bed with her best friend....and she took it straight to downtown fucktown...cost me 2 hours in the emergency room with a fractured skull!"
"Oh mate is was terrible! She caught me in bed with her best friend....and she took it straight to downtown fucktown...cost me 2 hours in the emergency room with a fractured skull!"
by K9Guy October 6, 2009

euphemism for having sex
by negativedreamer January 23, 2004

This is when a girl takes a rather large dump and then without wiping, begins to have sex with a man. Thus making him brown downtown.
by DrPMR85 February 5, 2010

by Itzii September 24, 2017

by SAM May 28, 2004
